Have You Seen This Animal?

Authorities are asking for the public's help in locating this creature, reported missing in the central city area. Described as 'a mini-drag,' the animal is a year old and answers to the name, 'Pookie.'

Approximately two and a half metres long and weighing an estimated fifty to sixty kilos, authorities are advising the public not to approach the animal, but to call it in to Animal Control at 555-1212. The public is advised to keep 'anything less than a couple of pit-bulls' indoors, 'and that includes children, the elderly, and small adults' as well; according to Constable Latrina Rath.

The owner is anxious to recover the animal before its wings begin to bud, and is said to be offering a substantial reward.