The Helpful Robots
Fantastic Universe, September
1957
They had come to pass judgement on him. He had violated their law—wilfully,
ignorantly, and very deliberately.
“Our people will be arriving to
visit us today,” the robot said.
“Shut up!” snapped Rod Rankin. He
jumped, wiry and quick, out of the chair on his verandah and stared at a cloud
of dust in the distance.
“Our people—” the ten-foot,
cylinder-bodied robot grated, when Rod Rankin interrupted him.
“I don’t care about your fool
people,” said Rankin. He squinted at the cloud of dust getting bigger and
closer beyond the wall of kesh trees that
surrounded the rolling acres of his plantation. “That damned new neighbor of
mine is coming over here again.”
He gestured widely, taking in the
dozens of robots with their shiny, cylindrical bodies and pipe-stem arms and
legs laboring in his fields. “Get all your people together and go hide in the
wood, fast.”
“It is not right,” said the
robot. “We were made to serve all.”
“Well, there are only a hundred
of you, and I’m not sharing you with anybody,” said Rankin.
“It is not right,” the robot
repeated.
“Don’t talk to me about what’s
right,” said Rankin. “You’re built to follow orders, nothing else. I know a
thing or two about how you robots work. You’ve got one law, to follow orders,
and until that neighbor of mine sees you to give you orders, you work for me.
Now get into those woods and hide till he goes away.”
“We will go to greet those who
visit us today,” said the robot.
“Alright, alright, scram,” said
Rankin.
The robots in the fields and the
one whom Rankin had been talking to formed a column and marched off into the
trackless forests behind his plantation.
A battered old ground-car drove
up a few minutes later. A tall, broad-shouldered man with a deep tan got out
and walked up the path to Rankin’s verandah.
“Hi, Barrows,” said Rankin.
“Hello,” said Barrows. “See your
crop’s coming along pretty well. Can’t figure how you do it. You’ve got acres
and acres to tend, far’s I can see, and I’m having a hell of a time with one
little piece of ground. I swear you must know something about this planet that
I don’t know.”
“Just scientific farming,” said
Rankin carelessly. “Look, you come over here for something, or just to gab? I
got a lot of work to do.”
Barrows looked weary and worried.
“Them brown beetles is at my crop again,” he said. “Thought you might know some
way of getting rid of them.”
“Sure,” said Rankin. “Pick them
off, one by one. That’s how I get rid of them.”
“Why, man,” said Barrows. “You
can’t walk all over these miles and miles of farm and pick off every one of
them beetles. You must know another way.”
Rankin drew himself up and stared
at Barrows. “I’m telling you all I feel like telling you. You going to stand
here and jaw all day? Seems to me like you got work to do.”
“Rankin,” said Barrows, “I know
you were a crook back in the Terran Empire, and that you came out beyond the
border to escape the law. Seems to me, though, that even a crook, any man,
would be willing to help his only neighbor out on a lone planet like this. You
might need help yourself, sometime.”
“You keep your thoughts about my
past to yourself,” said Rankin. “Remember, I keep a gun. And you’ve got a wife
and a whole bunch of kids on that farm of yours. Be smart and let me alone.”
“I’m going,” said Barrows. He
walked off the verandah and turned and spat carefully into the dusty path. He
climbed into his ground-car and drove off.
Rankin, angry, watched him go. Then
he heard a humming noise from another direction.
He turned. A huge, white globe
was descending across the sky. A space ship, thought Rankin, startled.
Police? This planet was outside
the jurisdiction of the Terran Empire.
When he’d cracked that safe and
made off with a hundred thousand credits, he’d headed here, because the planet
was part of something called the Clearchan Confederacy. No extradition treaties
or anything. Perfectly safe, if the planet was safe.
And the planet was more than
safe. There had been a hundred robots waiting when he landed. Where they came
from he didn’t know, but Rankin prided himself on knowing how to handle robots.
He’d appropriated their services and started his farm. At the rate he was
going, he’d be a plantation owner before long.
That must be where the ship was
from. The robot said they’d expected visitors. Must be the Clearchan
Confederacy visiting this robot outpost.
Was that good or bad?
From everything he’d read, and
from what the robots had told him, they were probably more robots. That was
good, because he knew how to handle robots.
The white globe disappeared into
the jungle of kesh trees. Rankin waited.
A half hour later the column of
his robot laborers marched out of the forest. There were three more robots,
painted grey, at the head. The new ones from the ship, thought Rankin. Well, he’d
better establish who was boss right from the start.
“Stop right there!” he shouted.
The shiny robot laborers halted.
But the three grey ones came on.
“Stop!” shouted Rankin.
They didn’t stop, and by the time
they reached the verandah, he cursed himself for having failed to get his gun.
Two of the huge grey robots laid
gentle hands on his arms. Gentle hands, but hands of superstrong metal.
The third said, “We have come to
pass judgement on you. You have violated our law.”
“What do you mean?” said Rankin. “The
only law robots have is to obey orders.”
“It is true that the robots of
your Terran Empire and these simple workers here must obey orders. But they are
subject to a higher law, and you have forced them to break it. That is your
crime.”
“What crime?” said Rankin.
“We of the Clearchan Confederacy
are a race of robots. Our makers implanted one law in us, and then passed on.
We have carried our law to all the planets we have colonized. In obeying your
orders, these workers were simply following that one law. You must be taken to
our capital, and there be imprisoned and treated for your crime.”
“What law? What crime?”
“Our law,” said the giant robot. “Is,
Help thy neighbor.”
End
Well, you really screwed up there, Bud. We sort of have to
wonder what the punishment may be—letting the crime fit the punishment, it
might be as simple (and just) as simply withdrawing the aid off all those
robots. And sometimes the greatest demonstration of power lies in the
withholding of it. What is interesting is that all those robots will probably
be working on his neighbour’s farm in pretty short order. What would be doubly
galling to the Rankin type would be to ask for help and get it—especially after
going around spreading the rumour that it was the neighbour who ratted him off.
Which would be about his level. Of course it was the robots themselves, being a fully integrated network.
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