Louis Shalako
It was January 1, 2010, New Year’s Day, when I
announced to Facebook and the world that I would be editing and publishing my
first two novels.
And eyes proceeded to roll, eyebrows proceeded to
crawl upwards, inward shudders were sternly repressed, and the more polite ones
proceeded to ignore me as best they could.
Who can blame them? Ebooks had only been around two or
three years. No one had any real idea of what an ebook aggregator was. Amazon
was just beginning to make some pretty heavy waves. Borders, second largest
chain of physical bookstores in the U.S. was dead or in the throes of death.
Of course they hated us—
They hated me, and I knew it. But that's okay, ladies and gentlemen.
That was okay with me.
The real bestsellers were fairly secure in their
contempt, but the mid-list authors, the ones who were being dropped or in
danger of being dropped due to indifferent sales, hated us.
That was ten years ago. No matter what one might think
of my writing, editing and publishing skills ten years ago, the fact is, I have
persisted.
Writing and publishing is one of the most speculative
ventures that I have ever encountered, although there are no doubt others. Here’s
the thing. A person can get a job as a plumber’s helper, some twenty year-old,
and after a few months, everyone accepts that this is indeed a plumber.
Ten years later, some guy on Facebook, mentioning no
names, reared his ugly head. I have no doubt he was just a troll. Something
about his story, the one about winning a writing contest with his very first
attempt, sounded fishy. Follow up on the name, there was literally nothing
there—he had no books, no stories, nothing for sale on Amazon.
Why was he there? He was trolling authors, the basic
premise was that only he was capable of determining who had the right to call
themselves a writer. A writer is one who writes, surely a plain and sensible
definition, but no. No, ladies and gentlemen. Only those who had won awards,
those who had million-dollar advances and New York Times best-selling status
had the right. The rest of us were all shit, and he knew it. I saw all those
other budding authors, all the people with one or two books, many of them
independently published, all of the poets, many of them being published ‘for
the love’, which is to say no pay. And I saw their comments, most of them
trying to explain, or to justify, why they had the right to call themselves
writers.
Suffice it to say that I dropped the creep, and have
no regrets about that. Hopefully some of the other ones smarten up as well.
Take away his victims and his audience, that one has nothing—nothing, ladies
and gentlemen, except perhaps one or more bogus names on Facebook and a bad
attitude that ain’t going to cure itself.
In ten years, I have published twenty-two novels under
five different pen-names. With paperbacks in two different sizes, with numerous
novellas and short stories, I have at least one-hundred and fifty-four titles. Each title comes in a half a dozen formats. That's a lot of products.
The funny thing is, I have never introduced myself as
a writer. But then, I suppose I have never introduced myself as anything other
than what I am.
I’ve done every kind of shit job, on a thousand
different job-sites. Just for starters—
I’ve been on disability for over twenty-five years. I
have a part-time job making pizza dough, and I have spent over thirty years in learning
how to write a story.
I’ve learned a lot in ten years of independent
publishing, but then I have put in the time, made the effort, made the
sacrifices, and done the experiments. I have taken a few hits, and thrown the
odd punch along the way—but then, who wouldn’t.
Who wouldn’t.
If nothing else, I can tell you what doesn’t work, if
only one was prepared to listen—most are not and that’s fair enough.
I have nothing but confidence in my ability as a
writer.
And I would actually like to thank that person,
whoever they may have been.
Thank you for reminding me of why I came here in the
first place.
We will be celebrating our tenth anniversary here at
Shalako Publishing and Long Cool One Books, and to hell with the likes of you,
sir.
END
Editor's Note. Louis forgot to mention that he's been published in six or seven languages, sold stories here and there for real, actual money and stuff, and, this is the part they really hate, he's given away approximately 150,000 ebooks over the last ten years.
And now you know the rest of the story.
Editor's Note. Louis forgot to mention that he's been published in six or seven languages, sold stories here and there for real, actual money and stuff, and, this is the part they really hate, he's given away approximately 150,000 ebooks over the last ten years.
And now you know the rest of the story.
Louis has all kinds of books and
stories on Kobo.
Image: borrowed
Thank you for reading.
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