On Bullshit Studies and Bogus Initiatives. Louis Shalako.

Louis Shalako



Okay. Cestar, a private education operator, (whose motivation is unclear to this writer, but I would sure like to know what they thought they were buying for that kind of money), recently donated $4 Million for the new wide-load corridor here in Sarnia-Lambton. That's good news, right? Only problem is where did the taxpayer’s money go.

Because the City had committed those funds.

"Suivez l'argent" as my French-Canadian grandmother might have said. You see, ladies and gentlemen, the trouble was, the police had already announced their budget request, a measly 7.1 % increase from the previous year, and Council had already announced that they were going to try to bring that down to 5 % or whatever. Well, it’s kind of hard to jack it now, eh?

Red faces all around—especially as a cool million of that police budget was meant to be cut. 

You heard me—it was put in there so that it could be cut. The cops get their five percent increase and council gets to look stern on policing costs…and it must be true as it’s on the front page of the newspaper.

Capiche…???

The only real solution? Forget that $4 Million ever existed. Let's not talk about it—otherwise, at an estimated $160,000.00 per single-bedroom unit, it might actually go to build 25 units of affordable housing. Oh—and we mustn't forget, when confronted with an affordable housing crisis, city and county councillors voted overwhelmingly for a five-year study. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. 

They're going to study a crisis for five years, and even then, the conclusion is very likely to be that it's no one's fault, certainly not the city or the county or the province or the country, but above all else, the conclusion will be that more study is needed...and, by the time they're done with all that, they will be calling it the Naxalone Crisis. 

At least in the news media…

I can see the slimy looks on their faces, all right. They just need to put that spin on there one teensy little bit at a time, and surely no one will ever know—not even them.

Combined with the $3 Million from the province in terms of Homelessness Initiatives (a bit of a non sequitur as you can imagine), that would build a total of 38 + units.

#local_politics

Here's a nice, simple, and concrete suggestion. Why don't we build 38 + units for single, older women who live in extreme poverty. 

That way, we're not asking taxpayers to build housing for people perceived as mentally-ill, junkies or criminals.

...just a bunch of sweet old ladies.

#right

#bloody_well_right

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The best way to combat homelessness is to get up in the morning, so cozy there in your $750,000.00 house, put on three grand worth of shoes and clothing, smooth down that hundred-eighty-buck haircut, climb into the $79,000.00 BMW and drive to the most expensive club in town, and then maybe we could discuss the situation in rational terms with a bunch of like-minded individuals.

All of this, with the watchful eyes of #Canadian_journalists drooling over our shoulders...

It's funny, how no progress will ever be made.

And yet, you just can’t help chasing headlines, can you.

When I say, you can’t change who you really are, people always assume the worst—like I must be talking about crackheads and heroin junkies and mentally-ill people living in a clump of bushes down on the riverbank, and all they need is a free Naxalone kit to just turn those misbegotten lives around in a heartbeat.

But actually, I’m talking about you.

Yes, you.

#fuck_off

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What is interesting about this 'update' to their ten-year plan is how it will gloss over poverty due to low social assistance rates, low disability pension rates, the low minimum wage, high rents...the list goes on. One of the giveaways: the workshop at the Golf and Curling Club, reminiscent of Marilu Gladfish's mental health conference, Mental Health Challenge Met, which was held at the Riding Club. What a bogus headline, incidentally.

That update story is not in the Sarnia Observer, that’s because they have a comment section—and they know I’m going to contradict them, with unknown consequences.

That’s because one loose thread is often enough to unravel the whole damned fabric—a fabrick, and one which has been reared up at great expense and over a very long time.

#disconnect #bullshit_studies

Also not to be mentioned, the lack of affordable, geared to income housing. And the fact that they’re not going to build any.

So...the province coughed up $3 Million for homelessness initiatives. The only proviso: not one penny for actual housing—it must all go to bullshit studies and front-page announcements. They'll do it, too.

It’s who they are, after all.

It never ceases to amaze me, to see them reach down their own throats, grab themselves by their own assholes, to hear them declare some imaginary charge against yet another very real and present challenge, decisively pull themselves inside out and then go scampering off, guts trailing, ass over tea-kettle, in the opposite direction just like they have so many times before.

Courage, honour, integrity; there are so many things they could be accused of…but not that.

No, never that.

I’ve never seen a more self-delusional bunch, all of them giving themselves awards and pats on the back and all the front-page coverage an ineffectual do-gooder never deserved.

Then there are their enablers.

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When You've Been Had. Louis Shalako.

Louis Shalako

Do Ontarians know when they've been had? It's awful hard to prove.

But.

But.

I would say no—they don’t know it, but the truth is, they’ve been had.

The previous Liberal provincial government, shortly before losing the last election in 2018, had announced that they were raising allowable earnings for clients of ODSP/OW.

(Why in the hell they didn’t just do it, I will never know. But it was exactly this sort of mucky thinking that lost them the election in the first place.)

As I recall, it was something like going up to $400.00 per month from the present $200.00 per month.

At that time, the rate of claw-back against earnings was fifty percent, and that was to remain unchanged. This would have made some small, incremental progress in addressing the #income_crisis

Having won the election, the Doug Ford Conservative government announced a ‘social services review’ of about three or four months. They actually extended that by another couple of weeks. During this time, the author tweeted the premier virtually every day on this subject.

They finally announced that allowable earnings for ODSP would be going up to $500.00 per month, for clients of Ontario Works (welfare), up to $300.00 per month. Sounds good, but the kicker was that the rate of claw-backs on earnings over and above that amount, would now be seventy-five percent.

There was no date of implementation announced, and perhaps this is a key piece of information. 

It was never meant to happen.

I could never find anything on the date of implementation, ladies and gentlemen. I’m a highly-trained Canadian journalist, and I’ve been all over this story—going back many years.

So, November rolls around and there I was, trying to find out the date of implementation…

And then…and then, I stumbled across a very recent Toronto Star article, where they say the whole thing has been shelved. This is the first I’ve heard of that. Yeah, and I made certain important business decisions too, based on the whole idea that those guidelines would have to take effect at some relatively near date in the future. We’ve been getting our raises in November, for example, and this goes back some years.

So now, everything goes back, or rather, stays the same—nothing changes. While the claw-back stays at fifty percent, the allowable earnings also stay at $200.00 per month, and this when ODSP is about thirty-five to forty percent below the poverty line, and OW, more like seventy. Oh, and the people who wrote that article are quoting some quite different figures. 

They say that welfare, at $733.00 per month for a single adult, is fifty percent of the poverty line. I’d like to know where they got those figures, as the poverty line has been well defined by any number of sources, and it’s easy enough to look up social assistance rates. Considering the journalists live in Toronto, it’s quite ludicrous, it really is.

Ah. But.

But.

The government has done something interesting here—they’ve put up a trial balloon. One that appears to have been shot down. One, that it seems, may never rise again…not until the government is ready, that is to say. Two or three months for a social assistance review was never going to be enough time…not when it affects a million of our most vulnerable citizens. 

They may have simply figured that out. They may have known it all along, but the first year of this administration had its own style, one that may perhaps be gone now that it has outlived its usefulness.

Their plan to make it more difficult for the mentally-ill to qualify for benefits, would appear to have also gone out the window. The funny thing is, I never had any problem proving I was crazy—it was the three compression-fractured vertebra they were disputing.

They were convinced I was crazy all right, or maybe I was just a little bit assertive.

(Which they don’t like.)

And now—

The government can be said to have listened to the people. They can be said to appear to have listened to their own base, who honestly believe all poverty stems from moral failure, (otherwise, taxes might be going up), and they can even appear to have listened to those across the aisle of a more liberal bent.

Everyone wins, except those who are affected most—our most vulnerable citizens.

Oh, and it sure sounds to me like we won't be getting that 1.5 % raise, either. You remember--he slashed the three percent raise by fifty percent.

Yeah, there must be a shit-load of ineffectual do-gooders, simply reeling in their effectuality this morning, eh.

And here is the really tricky part.

Maybe we won after all—because it would appear that Mr. Ford and his government still haven’t slashed rates by twenty-two and a half percent, as former Premier Mike Harris and his Conservative government did upon gaining power in 1995. From which we have never recovered, and from which we will never recover.

That’s not to say that they won’t—

But—

I would say that this is a pretty good opportunity for them not to do so—

It’s not like anyone with half a brain is even looking, after all.

No, it’s just me—or us.

This is up to you and me, Doug.

We’re the only ones that seem to care.

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