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Sunday, January 5, 2025

Dead Reckoning, Chapter Fourteen. An Inspector Gilles Maintenon Mystery, #10. Louis Shalako.

Margot: damned thorough.











Louis Shalako





He’d been praying for the room to be cleared, mostly, hopefully, by the time he returned after his interview with Internal Investigations.

It was not to be, and his heart sank. The whole damned bunch of them were there, and he was clearly going to be the object of their attentions.

Fucking Delorme, Langeron, Archambault, Margot, Firmin was back, LeBref. There was even a new face, a uniformed officer he’d frankly never seen before in his life. Admittedly they were a little short-handed right about now…two down and one to go, a very depressing thought, but the next guy to go was most likely going to be him.

“Good morning.” He put his hat on the rack.

“Sit down, please, Detective Hubert.” Langeron cleared his throat, glancing through the notes…

He looked up, from his perch on a corner of Hubert’s regular desk.

“Take Maintenon’s desk.” It made sense enough, he would be able to face them all at once.

“Yes, sir.” He was just dying for a crummy cup of coffee from the urn, and at some point Hubert might even run out of patience.

This was no time to push his luck.

It was all he could do, to clamp down on that tongue and avoid any little impulses…

“Smoke them if you got them.” Delorme didn’t smoke, so that was mighty big of him.

Hubert could forego the pleasure, at least for the moment.

Margot went first, with a little hitch in her voice that might have been humour, more likely simple disbelief.

“So, in your report, you mention…a bore, a witch, a hermit…and a Little Red Riding Hood?” The tone was neutral, her eyes dropped to the page, and then came up again.

Hubert flushed.

“Yes.” He almost choked on it. “And a ghost—”

Don’t forget the fucking ghost.

“Ah, okay. And you say the witch, for example, had a dream?”

“Yes. She claims that she saw his ghost, which sort of tells you something about her. She’s rather sly as well, all part of the, uh, the schtick. It’s all in the report. She says she saw Maintenon, clear as day, walking down the road. Early to mid-afternoon. It was getting warm and she was opening up a couple of the front windows. She didn’t think much of it at the time. She knew him when they were younger. She had heard he was in town. It’s that kind of a place. She says she recognized him immediately. Her description fits well enough, including the clothing and no hat, a point I pressed on her a little bit. A certain psychological profile, it’s like they just can’t help but to embellish. Claims not to have seen him around town on his visit, just to clarify. One wonders about the relationship, she was a little bit coy on that subject. They were young, right, one or the other may have had something of a crush. It was all hints, not too subtle with that one. Nothing really specific. She craves attention as much as anything. And she’s clever enough, in that people are willing to pay for the privilege of giving it to her. Anyhow. It was only after, ah, afterwards, when she heard about it through gossip or the newspaper or something—and she was confused in terms of the day and the date. That’s kind of understandable in a person of her age, and not regularly employed in the classic sense. Days may go by, and she might not even leave the house. I don’t know, but she would probably have to have a calendar in the kitchen or study or somewhere. She must have a clock on the wall somewhere. Anyhow, she calls Dampier to tell him all about it, that’s the senior sergeant down there, and he’s already convinced she’s crazy. It seems she might be something of a pest, and now, he has her halfway-convinced it was a dream. She says he’s an idiot.” He’d been careful with the interview, wondering just how suggestible she might be.

It was better if stuff came out freely, all on its own, with not a lot of detail supplied by the officers themselves…that one was right out of the manual.

“I see.”

“So, in logical terms, one, she had a dream, two, she saw a ghost, three, she saw Gilles walking down the road—with no hat, we might add, if we can even believe her, previous to his decease, but she is confused as to the exact time and date…or. Four. She saw Gilles exactly when and where she says she saw him. That one troubles me, but it also seems the least likely scenario.”

“So, she had a phone?”

“Yes. She does fortune-telling, Tarot, tea leaves…séances, palm reading. She has a crystal ball. She sees clients by appointment. The clients are very loyal…they swear by her. According to her. The police have tried to shut her down, fairly nicely as it would seem, and she simply defies them. Also, according to her. It’s no wonder they, ah, Dampier in particular, see her as more of a nuisance than anything.” It wasn’t the alleged witchcraft so much, as the fact that the lady was making money at it—that was the real problem.

Even in this modern age, there were still criminal cases before the courts upon occasion.

It was seen as more of a con, a confidence game, rather than as any legitimate service or business enterprise. The challenge, of course, lay in getting any kind of conviction, in an age when no one took it too seriously to begin with…caveat emptor, and with the customers being seen as fools with more money than brains. A fool and their money were soon parted—prosecutions cost money, and the penalty was peanuts, essentially. It was a question of cost-benefit analysis, which even the police and the courts had to take into account.

They were, after all, responsible to the taxpayers.

“Did you see the phone? Do you know where the phone is?”

Hubert was stumped. One had to admit, she was very thorough.

“I have no idea. This is all second-hand information at this point…”

“I see.”

“I can only hope that I do—but if her memory is correct, and if it was not a dream, then Gilles Maintenon was walking down her road, more or less about the same time he was supposed to be drowning in the river Pique.” And then there was the question of the exact time, where she was pretty fuzzy again.

He hadn’t been all that eager to play up the ghost in his report—but Hubert could also be thorough, although just this once he was having second thoughts. To leave stuff out of a report would be to go against all training and all doctrine.

“And what do you think, Hubert?”

“I don’t know. I mean, I really, really, just don’t know.” It wasn’t necessarily wise, but he just had to say it. “My instinct tells me that we can rule out the ghost...”

Margot nodded. A faint grin appeared and then faded again.

“Well, that seems fair enough.”

A fifth possibility had just occurred to Hubert.

“She might have been just plain lying.” You couldn’t rule out anything with someone like Dolores.

Margot nodded, pursing her lips.

Hmn.

“As for Maurice and his wife, there seems to be nothing much there. Gilles was staying at their house in Luchon. They’re not hurting for money, and Guillaume is their son. I would have liked to speak to Guillaume, but I am told he came to Paris. Another boy and girl live nearby. They were on our list, but it was a long list and we had to prioritize. We didn’t ever get to them. We weren’t getting anywhere. We ran out of time. Someone had to make some kind of a decision, and I guess it was my call. It is two and a half days on the train. It sounds like a joke—and it is, but we could have flown there faster.” Which wasn’t all that complimentary to the airlines, but fair comment nevertheless. “As for their grief, it seemed fairly muted, but Gilles had been away for a long time. To the wife, he’s merely the brother of her husband—and they haven’t seen him in years. As for Maurice, there seemed to be a lot of love in the family, and yet sometimes people have trouble showing it, or expressing it, or something. At social functions, the women hubble-gubble like geese, and hug like crazy coming or going. The men, they shake hands, grin and nod at each other and make lame jokes about the weather…”

They were anything but demonstrative. They were the stereotypical Frenchmen, certainly, but men, first and foremost.

“Did Gilles say or do anything unusual, anything out of character? What sort of things did they talk about?”

“Insofar as they hadn’t seen him in years, and according to him, both of them, letters and phone calls, Christmas cards, birthday cards, all that sort of thing, they were few and far between. Which we might have guessed for ourselves. Other than that, they talked about old times, reminiscing…” Mostly gossip, relatives near and far, people they knew, all that sort of thing. “One grandkid is having a baby, another one’s getting married, and do you remember old so-and-so? Well, he just died last winter and ain’t that a shame sort of stuff.”

“Okay. So. Tell us about your hermit.”

“Oh, God. I don’t know much, or even anything about him. No one seems to know his name. He's only a recent arrival. No one knows where he came from or how he came to be there. They can’t say exactly when he first showed up. The land is owned by private interests. There is some logging, and there are tracts, plantations, of new trees, rows and rows of new trees. They’re said to be about twenty-five years old, and not quite ready to harvest. We didn’t notice any such thing, but this is what we were told. It all looked like pretty regular forest to me. According to our source, no one from the company has been in there in quite some time.”

“You did try to speak to him?”

“Yes, yes. Of course. That one seems to be anti-social at the least. Possibly some sort of mental illness, or maybe just years of stubborn isolation. Other than that, we can only speculate.”

“Not quite a hunchback, you say.”

“Ah, ah, no. No, just the suggestion of…of, ah, something like that. Ah, scoliosis? Something like that? Just something about the posture.” He felt like an idiot, but there it was, right in his own notes.

Margot plodded on, the others silent but watching, always watching…

“And Sergeant Dampier provided you with the list of names and suggestions. Any idea of why this, ah, hermit?”

“Ah. Yes. Looking at the map, you can see how his little hole in the wall is barely six hundred metres from the riverbank, and the trail is perhaps a little longer, but easier, than the one LeBeaux and I went in on. Once we got to the top of the waterfall, it gets a lot steeper. You have to get down from there. Hard-packed dirt in places, muddy as hell in others. Also, there are little side-trails all over the place. But the point was, we have an unknown quantity, and we have no idea of whether he and Gilles had any kind of interaction…and he refused to even speak to us. He had that shotgun. It seemed understandable, considering his circumstances, and what we might presume to call his personality type.”

The absence of an actual body, Maintenon’s for example, was proving to be sheer hell in terms of any investigation…might as well shove that in there. But people did have rights.

The police could only push so hard. A local judge would never have given them any kind of warrant, bearing in mind they had exactly nothing on the man.

“I understand. Here’s another one. How does the hermit live? He can beg, he can work, he had chickens or so you say. He can line up at the back door of the parish church and get a handout, stale bread, powdered milk, cheese, half-rotten produce. Considering the area, and the shotgun, is he poaching. This might account for the, uh, shyness. It happens all the time. Yet there is that cash economy…a box of shells costs money. If he is a hermit, is he still going into the village or the town and cashing some kind of benefits cheque, oh, a military pension, subsistence payments or something?” That would at least get a name, and a name could be checked out—

Hubert had to admit, he had no answers. He hadn’t put all that much thought into it, it was the missing LeBeaux who had triggered this new set of questions, or were they a new set of assumptions. They’d already given up at that point…they’d been thinking of home.

Hubert had the wife to consider—

They were only assuming the man was a hermit, mostly because everybody—that is to say Dampier and perhaps some of Dampier’s other sources, were saying that he was, and sure enough, when they found him, the circumstances had seemed to confirm it by direct observation.

Oddly enough, he was finding that all of this proved nothing. He even began to relax, again, this was not personal. It wasn’t about blame. It was about that eternal search for truth, and the truth was, he had fallen down—badly.

It was a debriefing, nothing more and nothing less. As far as stories went, his was showing an awful lot of holes.

A person could learn a lot from a good debriefing.

“Okay. So, in light of Maintenon’s disappearance, and then LeBeaux goes missing. Ah…did it ever occur to you that he might not have gone voluntarily?”

No! It was like a punch in the guts.

He sat there with his mouth open.

This is no letter in the file, this is no reprimand...merde.

Merde.

This just kept getting better and better, all of the time, as one of them had said all too recently. That had been him, as he recalled. That was me, all right…fuck.

“Is it not possible that some party, or interested parties, caught up with him in the restroom, or at the end of an empty carriage, put a gun to his head or stuck a knife in his ribs and told him he was going with them?” Those eyes were damned intimidating. “He did leave his luggage, right. If you were asleep, he could have gotten that from the luggage car, right? All you have to do is ask, after all…”

Hubert was reeling.

“No. I had no reason to suspect anything of the sort…” A feeble answer, but it was the only one that he had. “He would have had to give his name…his ticket was all the way, ah, through…shit. It strikes me that LeBeaux hadn’t shaved for a day or two. I thought nothing of it at the time, but now I have to wonder…whether he had some kind of idea in his head even then.”

There would be questions if he asked for his luggage, which had a tag, a copy of the ticket attached for obvious reasons. LeBeaux wasn’t looking for that kind of attention, or so he thought.

Back to the cold sweat again—

“All right. Back to the beginning…”

Margot took a breath.

“Okay, you don’t know this, but our three victims, that is to say the bodies in the freezer in Maintenon’s apartment, were all deceased from natural causes…” And. “Does that suggest anything in particular to you…”

Hubert was about ready to scream, but that really would have meant the end of his job, which was looking more and more insecure with every passing moment.

“Oh, God. No. Not really—” He’d only just heard of it, for crying out loud.

This whole fucking mess had been his idea, there was no denying that.

“I just want to say, I take full responsibility.” For what exactly, at this point, he wasn’t too sure.

Dead silence.

He reached into his pocket, hand shaking, for the cigarettes.

“Okay. So, when you discovered that LeBeaux appeared to be missing, you phoned ahead from the next station and reported to us, and Detective LeBref answered the call, to be exact. Have you considered phoning down to Bagneres de Luchon, or are we holding off on that. What are your exact thoughts on that little matter…?”

“Oh, God. What in the hell would I tell them?” More than anything, but by that point, all Hubert had wanted was a little help and advice. “I’ve lost my partner, and if you don’t mind, won’t you please go around have a look. He’s fallen in love with Little Red Riding Hood and I really am worried about him—”

He sighed.

“I mean, seriously—”

Poor old Hubert was just sagging in his chair, what with all the lost sleep, the last night in Bagneres de Luchon, and the night before leaving, at home, and then on the train, and laying alone in hotel rooms, and worrying about LeBeaux, and then an hour and a half of interrogation downstairs, and now this, and it was all too much. He was only human.

Everyone had their limits. He was getting close to his own limits.

He let out a long, sad groan, shaking his head, knowing now, for sure, that his career was over—this was no letter in the file, this was no written reprimand, this was no demotion back to sergeant or constable. This was the end, and he knew it. He’d be selling insurance, all too soon now—

Margot looked around.

Just a few more questions...

“Can we get a cup of coffee for Detective Hubert, please.”

About three of them hopped up to obey—but to them, all of this would be fascinating enough. Seniority had won out, in that it was Roger who carefully put a brimming cup on the corner of Maintenon’s desk.

“All right.” Margot had more, plenty more. “Now tell us again, about this girl.”

“Ah…”

“Was she coming or going. Was this the same trail you mentioned, the one where you saw the hermit going along, or was this one different. Ah, Guillaume Maintenon showed up here, and Detective Archambault didn’t really know what questions to ask, although he did his best. You did not have access to Guillaume, but to your knowledge, did he, or they, by that I mean the police down there, recover or confirm, one, or possibly two sets of waders…their initial report was bare-bones, very thin. Ah, why do you think Gilles might have taken a weapon down there, let alone on a simple little fishing expedition…” Presumably, they were all friends down there…

“In your report, you mention a map. Do you still have it? It doesn’t appear to be in LeBeaux’s bags…”

And so it went, on and on and on.

 

END



Previous.

Chapter One, Scene One.

Chapter One, Scene Two.

Chapter Two.

Chapter Three. 

Chapter Four. 

Chapter Five.

Chapter Six.

Chapter Seven.

Chapter Eight.

Chapter Nine.

Chapter Ten.

Chapter Eleven.

Chapter Twelve.

Chapter Thirteen.

 

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Friday, March 19, 2021

Core Values, Chapter Forty-Nine. Louis Shalako.

 

Jesus, H. Christ, what is that thing...???

 

 

Chapter Forty-Nine

 

Brubaker was not a happy camper first thing in the morning…

 

 

 

“Argh.”

Brubaker was not a happy camper first thing in the morning. When his phone rang two or three times, he had to get up, throw off the blankets, and practically run to the far end of the room. His basement room was over thirty feet long. The only phone jack was at the west end. His bed was at the east end, placed right beside the heater outlet and well away from the semi-permanent puddle in the southeast corner of the room.

Raining all night. Two inches of fuckin’ water in here at dawn.

It rang seven times and stopped. The voice-message feature had kicked in. But almost immediately, or so it seemed to the groggy Bru, it began ringing again.

“Jesus H. Christ.” Grumbled Brubaker, who had often wondered what the ‘H’ stood for.

He stumbled out of bed for the second time and ran for it.

“What?” He blurted through tense jaws.

Bru was a bad call for early morning telemarketers.

“It’s Nibbles. Get your ass down here. And bring your bow and some arrows.” His little buddy yelled.

Stark, naked fear was unmistakable in his voice.

A short, sharp jab of excitement hit him right in the midriff.

“What?” Gasped Brubaker, not sure he’d heard it right. “Are you out of your mind?”

“There’s a big fucking crocodile in the back yard and it almost ate my mom.” Nibbles bellowed. “I’m not fucking shitting you, this is real. Get down here.”

Bru could hear Nibbles’ ma, Bonnie, in the background. Her voice was high and strident.

“Why don’t the cops answer, Dale?”

(Nibbles’ mom was the only one who ever used his real name.)

“How the hell would I know?”

Nibbles’ loud and impatient voice could be heard answering, as Bru’s befuddled mind tried to grasp it.

“Two minutes.” Promised Bru with resignation.

Something real was going on over there. Running down the street, even a hundred metres, with a bow and arrow didn’t seem like such a good idea. Chuck strung his new bowstring on to his green and black, re-curved, wood and fibre-glass bow, and tossed the rotten old quiver into the back of his minivan. As some kind of afterthought, he put in the other three bows, all with strings hooked up on one end and wound around them, and another dozen arrows, tied together with a leather thong, and then he left.

This way, there was less chance of someone calling the dirty, no-good Lennox Cops on him.

Would the hate, not the most pleasant way to live, would it never end?

He drove down the street, seeing nothing out of the ordinary.

Pulling up into the end of the driveway, Nibbles and his mother were visible in the front window. Normally he would have gone to the back door, but they were beckoning him to come in the front.

The startling realization came, that for the first time in his life, he’d left the house barefoot. Huh.

“Take a look at this.” Nibbles, grabbing his arm and pulling him through the living room and into the kitchen.

A pleasant, but fairly small room, it had a bay window overlooking the back yard, the back fence and the public garden plots which were leased from the city by apartment dwellers. These were usually the working poor, the elderly, immigrants, and guys on welfare.

“Where?” Asked Brubaker impatiently.

“There,” said Nibbles, pointing to the shrubs along the east side of the yard.

There was something big and dark and shiny in there, camouflaged like a World War II ME 163 rocket-fighter, but it had a foot.

“Holy crap.” Said Brubaker. “That’s frickin’ huge. Did you call the cops?”

Nibbles nodded vigourously.

“We’ve been trying for half an hour.” Said Bonnie. “Their line is dead.”

“Okay. Try again. Okay, Bonnie? It’s probably a good thing you called me.”

Right then the creature, which looked to be about fifteen feet long, began to move towards the back of the yard.

“That’s not a crocodile. That’s not an alligator. What the hell is that?”

They just stared out of the window in awful fascination.

“Fuck. It’s a school day.” Bru gasped.

Meat, meat, where's the meat.

He bolted for the front room and the exit.

Bru whipped open the side door of the van, slung the quiver on his shoulder, and notched up an arrow. He drew the string back about halfway, then held the arrow in place with finger pressure.

“We’d better keep an eye on that thing.” He told Nibbles, who stood at the half-open front door. “Any luck on the phone?”

Nibbles shook his head, looking back into the room, consulting with Bonnie.

“Just stay in the house. If I have to shoot it, I don’t want the arrow to miss, and bounce off the ground and hit someone.”

Drawing the string to its fullest extent, Brubaker moved cautiously up the driveway.

That was one big fucking animal. He didn’t have it in view. Stalking was an old skill, perhaps grown rusty over the years. The neighbor’s house to his left was silent and the car was gone. Anne’s kids were probably in day care. He moved to the right, up against the wall of Nibbles’ house. He went around the corner, and peered over the gate. He could just see the tail of the animal slithering along. It was about to disappear from view. Suddenly Nibbles was right there with him, reaching out and pulling on the string that operated the gate latch.

“Shhh.” Noted Bru, with a wry head-shake at Nibbles’ reluctance to miss anything.

The other nodded. Once the gate was open, Bru went through it and hid behind the corner of the garden shed. He searched the bushes visually, and found what had to be it, a dark sheen visible through the barren branches and still-clinging autumn foliage.

Brubaker was not a hunter. He preferred the camera. It had fewer moral ramifications. He had once shot at a robin with a BB pistol at extreme range, not even expecting to even hit the thing. He literally pointed the muzzle two feet above its head. But he was getting real good by then.

He really didn’t expect to hit it.

But he must have. It started walking around in circles, with its head wobbling around, and he felt so fucking shitty after that one, he never did it again. He was about seventeen at the time. A couple of guys in a canoe, and a case of beer. Fun up to a point.

Bru studied the layout. If he missed, the arrow would be stopped by the neighbor’s garage. Holding the bow ready, the drawn string up near his cheekbone, he approached very cautiously. It was evidently aware of him, for it made a sudden turn.

He fired without hesitation.

A hit.

Right in behind the left shoulder.

It began to twist, and turn, and whip around like a mad thing. Over and over it rolled, trying to get at the intolerable pain in its side. It must have thought some invisible thing was attacking it. It kept trying to bite at its side. Bru stepped back right smartly, almost bowling over his little buddy Nibbles.

Bru was having a hell of a time getting another arrow out of the quiver.

“Fuck.” He bellowed. “What’s going on?”

Arrows falling out of the bottom of the rotten old quiver.

Bru was livid with anger, reaching awkwardly over his shoulder and not having much luck.

“They’re all falling out the bottom.” Shouted Nibbles.

“Well, fuckin’ yank one out the God-damn bottom.” Yelled Bru.

Finally Nibbles handed him an arrow, and stood there with a half dozen in his hand.

Brubaker flung off the quiver in disgust, noting a few more arrows in there.

“Get them.” Bru fired again, and again, and again, as Nibbles stuck arrows into the soft turf beside Charles where he could reach them easily.

“These fuckers are hard to kill.” He told Nibbles, standing there in horror.

Watching open-mouthed, Nibbles saw blood everywhere, sprayed all over by the thing’s deadly thrashing. He could feel the spray. Brubaker was speckled in red dots, running down in little streams now.

“Jesus Christ, Brubaker.”

“Stand back.” The tail came whipping through, although it missed their ankles by inches.

“Don’t go near it,” Bru advised, as the thing seemed to be running out of steam.

 

***

 

“Well, aren’t you the fucking hero.” Grinned Nibbles.

“Are you kidding? I’ll probably get charged with something.” Said Brubaker in potent sarcasm.

“What?” Nibbles’ mom stood there in disbelief.

She stood in the yard, a knitted sweater over her shoulders, arms crossed underneath it to ward off the chill. Bonnie was disgusted, but simply couldn’t look away.

“Don’t forget, I’m paranoid and delusional.” He reminded them. “Not even human, really.”

“No one believes that, Chuck.” Bonnie gasped, shaking a little with the cold and probably a certain amount of upset.

“Well, you can testify to that effect at the inquest.” He said.

“What inquest?” they both said at once.

“Next time they take me to the loonie bin, I’m gonna make ‘em shoot me dead.” He told them in no uncertain terms.

“Nothing’s worth that.” Bonnie said in dismay. “Chuck, you have to get over this.”

“When them creeps are gone, and we have the OPP in here, then I may sleep a little better at night.” He told them. “Mind you, the Nassagewaya people may have something to say about it.”

One of their people was a martyr to OPP bungling and former Premier Mike Smegma’s offhand racist remarks. Brubaker was still feeling the effects of his early-morning angriness. He brought himself up short. Try not to shit on these people.

It wasn’t their fault. Maybe it was just low blood sugar or something.

“Is it really that bad around here, Chuck?” She asked.

“This is the dumbest, creepiest cop-force in the whole damned country.” He vowed with conviction.

Suddenly she was dry-retching, and turning away.

Go in the house, mom.

“Go in the house, mom.” Nibbles suggested, perhaps more aware of the little nuances of Bru’s moods.

“Sorry to drag you out of bed for no reason.” Nibbles’ relief was a palpable thing.

He sagged all over, but especially at the knees.

Bru just grinned.

“Thank God you put some pants on.”

“I see your point,” Chuck admitted.

A smiling Bru was a thing to behold.

He felt like Conan the Barbarian at this juncture. Bonnie caught her breath, looking at Brubaker, all two metres of him. Bow in hand, breathing like a race horse, no sweat, as calm and cool and collected as a cucumber.

Was this the same guy?

Nibbles looked on in silent contemplation, unable to articulate what he felt or saw.

Brubaker…Brubaker was magnificent…in a virile, masculine sort of a way, of course.

“I’ll try the phone again.” She headed for the door.

“What’s with all these sirens?” Asked Nibbles.

Brubaker had a thought. His smile gone now, he cautiously approached the dying critter. Standing well back, he wandered around it, looking at the thing, studying it.

“What the fuck are you?” He asked in astonishment.

Much to his surprise, he got an answer.

“Muh…muh.,” It croaked in the saddest, most pain-wracked, and lowest little voice, a voice he would remember in dreams for the rest of his life.

The creature crouched there with just the slightest suggestion of breathing, as its sides rippled in and out.

“I’m not your mother.” The response torn out of him in sheer awe.

“Then…you…must…be…God.” The thing observed.

It finally died with a horrendous death rattle, the ragged breath coming out of its mouth in a horrid stench.

He stood there with his jaw hanging.

“Jesus…fucking…Christ…” Breathed Bru. “What…the…fuck…?”

After a long silence, he let the tension go on the string and lowered the bow left-handed to his side. He stood there for a good two minutes. Chuck rubbed at his whiskers absently. He hadn’t even splashed water on his face yet.

“I don’t like this at all,” Chuck finally concluded.

Then he edged closer and studied the animal some more.

“Get me a big knife.”

Nibbles scurried to the kitchen door.

He brought Bru a good-sized kitchen carving knife. Brubaker studied the creature intently. Placing the tip at a certain point just ahead of the back leg, where there was a hint of swelling, he shoved it in, and pulled down with a grimace.

There was a fair amount of blood, and then Nibbles saw it. He saw what looked like tennis balls, all covered and smeared in gore, and goo, and a milky, mucus-like sloppy substance.

“Eggs.” Bru in answer to Nibbles’ unspoken question.

“Does that mean there’s more of them?” Gaped Nibbles.

Brubaker nodded uncertainly.

“We don’t know if they’re fertilized, or what. I can never remember the difference between ovoviparous and viviparous.”

Bru’s voice trailed off uncertainly.

“The one means that it lays eggs, and the other means it brings forth live young.” Explained Brubaker.

There was nothing but silence from Nibbles, who was transfixed by all the blood on Bru’s hands.

“I’m really starting to hate this.” Chuck concluded. “Got a smoke? I kind of forgot mine.”

 

END

Chapter One.

Chapter Two.

Chapter Three.

Chapter Four.

Chapter Five.

Chapter Six.

Chapter Seven.

Chapter Eight.

Chapter Nine.

Dat is Chuck, ma hooman, all right.
Chapter Ten.

Chapter Eleven.

Chapter Twelve.

Chapter Thirteen.

Chapter Fourteen.

Chapter Fifteen.

Chapter Sixteen.

Chapter Seventeen.

Chapter Eighteen.

Chapter Nineteen.

Chapter Twenty.

Chapter Twenty-One.

Chapter Twenty-Two.

Chapter Twenty-Three.

Chapter Twenty-Four.

Chapter Twenty-Five.

Chapter Twenty-Six.

Chapter Twenty-Seven.

Chapter Twenty-Eight.

Chapter Twenty-Nine.

Chapter Thirty.

Chapter Thirty-One.

Chapter Thirty-Two.

Chapter Thirty-Three.

Chapter Thirty-Four.

Chapter Thirty-Five.

Chapter Thirty-Six.

Chapter Thirty-Seven.

Chapter Thirty-Eight.

Chapter Thirty-Nine.

Chapter Forty.

Chapter Forty-One.

Chapter Forty-Three.

Chapter Forty-Four.

Chapter Forty-Five.

Chapter Forty-Six.

Chapter Forty-Seven.

Chapter Forty-Eight.

 

 

Images. Louis. He steals them from the internet.

 

Louis has some books and stuff from Smashwords. He also has some art on ArtPal.

 

Thank you for reading.