Saturday, June 27, 2015

Excerpt: the Inspector Gilles Maintenon Mystery Series # 6.



1929 Mercedes SSk roadster. Stoskett, (Wiki.)







Louis Shalako

It was a fashionable district, in an affluent quarter. Their daily clientele included some of the most famous, powerful, talented or simply beautiful people in the city. 
Some of them were even important, as either a philosopher or a comedian had once said. He was opening an account, slightly baffled by his own success but looking around at the company he kept, impressed as all hell.

Crédit Lyonnais Paris Branch manager Antoine Noel let himself out of the Mercedes. His son Maurice would pick him up for lunch, and return him to the bank about one-thirty or two o’clock. Mo would pick him up after work and deposit him safely back at home. If nothing else, the man could drive. One must give him that. The SSK was Antoine’s one major concession to vanity, but the fact was that he hardly ever drove it. He’d worked hard to expand the bank in its operations, services, and most especially in its regional expansions of the previous decade. It was a symbol of his success, a socially acceptable flamboyance in this, the most staid and conservative of professions.

It made some use of, and gave dignity to a relationship, with a family member who would otherwise be useless to himself and the rest of humanity.

What the young man did with himself in the meantime was no concern of Antoine’s, but Mo hadn’t asked for money, over and above his rather minimal and unambitious salary in quite some time. 

While Antoine appreciated that his car and driver were mostly available, his son was overpaid now, considering time spent on actual duties. To be fair, the car was always clean and very well maintained as befitted Antoine’s status.

Antoine took it that he’d been winning at cards or the horses and that consequently all was well with the world in Mo’s book.

“Bye, father. Have a good day.”

“Bye, and you, too.”

All Antoine had ever really wanted for his children was for them to be happy, to be healthy, and to live long and prosper in whatever way suited them best. Maurice was happy where some of the others weren’t, even when they had so much more going for them. Lydie, his youngest daughter was a constant bitcher, and yet she had two fine sons, a doting if slightly stupid husband. They lived in a better house than her parents. For that and other reasons, he tried not to judge Mo too harshly.

His youngest son was ambitious in all the wrong places, or so it seemed to Antoine. He wanted to ski, or so he said, he wanted to race cars, bed fine young women, write novels and become a painter, a poet, a sculptor.

What else was wealth for, anyways? That was his attitude, and something inside of his old man had oddly resonated. Of all his kids, Antoine liked Mo the best—which is to say that he tolerated him where the others would have received a good swift kick in the ass.

END

Sunday, June 21, 2015

Personal and Professional Goals.



  

Louis Shalako


 

So far this year we’ve accomplished more than one personal and professional goal.

When you're a writer, all of this is sort of bound all up together in one big ball of wax. We live our work around here.

We’ve published three short novels in the 60,000 to 70,000-word class. We’ve optimized and learned how to use our new computer.

We ditched the old Neon and got another half-decent used car.

We are well on the way to getting our teeth fixed.

It’s not even the end of June yet.

What that means, ladies and gentlemen, is that we can now set a few more goals, because there are still six months left in 2015.

We've been kicking ass all over the place; figuratively speaking because I'm not that violent. We're only slightly evil, ladies and gentlemen.

I’m not a big fan of wasting time.

For one thing, I’ve lived here for three and a half years. I still have sheets for curtains. I’ve never hung a picture in this place.

One of my goals is to find a home. That might not happen this year, but it won’t happen ever if I don’t take the time and work at it a little bit.

I obviously have time to write one or two more novels. I obviously have time to write a score, possibly a hundred short stories, as well as the usual dozens and scores and myriads of blog posts.

I would like to get a webcam. I wouldn’t mind a professional microphone. I wouldn’t mind a half-decent 35 mm digital camera with a couple of lenses, flash, remote, tripod, etc. Video would be nice.

I could really use a winter coat and a better diet overall, in the long term, and every day.

I would like to afford a six-pack every day, and I would like to pay off my credit card, and I would like to do one or two things besides, such as go camping or even go to a frickin’ motel with a pool in some other town and just see what it’s like to watch TV and have nothing better to do than drink beer, stuff quarters into the vibrator bed and if the phone rings don’t answer it.

I would like to swim five hundred metres without touching bottom. Last year I got up to a little over three hundred.

But that was then and this is now.

I want to ride my bike more.

I wouldn’t mind having sex again before I die.

Other than that, I don’t much care for awards and accolades.

I would prefer to maintain my hard-won obscurity. My cat was killed by a car a few years ago, but then I've never owned a dog in my life. I wouldn't mind doing that, too. But first, a new place to live.


One more time, ladies and gentlemen.

Bear in mind, all of this has to be paid for, and then I still want to give away a billion dollars before I die.

That last one is a bit of a toughie, and we are really going to need your help. If you really believed in love and life and happy endings, the best thing you can do to help is to grab a free book.

That really would make my heart sing.

Thank you for reading.


END

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Change Happens In An Instant.


Before.













Louis Shalako




They say change happens in an instant. I’m sure that’s true in many cases, but in my experience, really profound changes take a little more time.

A case in point happened just the other day. 

After years of wrestling with the possibility, I had finally gotten fed up, and that part might have happened in an instant. Picking up the phone and making a dental appointment, that was a tipping point for sure.

It was one, single, simple and discrete action.

The actual process of change, both physical and mental, takes a little longer. The first appointment is an assessment. Then you go back a couple of weeks later and get the first work done.

And at some point they hold a mirror up in front of your face. You get to see the teeth that you might have had all along, if only you hadn’t gotten a couple of them chipped in youthful misadventures…the teeth that you might have had if only you had found the damned guts ten or fifteen or twenty years ago. The teeth that you might have had if only you didn’t hate them for so long, so you neglected and even abused them.

It’s a kind of revelation, I guess.

That part happens in an instant.

One picture's good for about a thousand words.
All the possibilities that you missed, will now run through your mind. That part might take a little longer, because there sure were plenty of them. There must have been a lot of missed opportunities there. And obviously I was too dumb to see it.

Every so often I go in the bathroom and have a look at them damned fine choppers in the mirror. The average person might take their teeth for granted.

It’s like a dream come true for me. What it is, in fact, is one more goal accomplished.

Getting those teeth fixed (most likely getting a whole bunch pulled so that I could get dentures) was one of my New Year’s resolutions, as far as I can recall. At that time it was an easy resolution to make. The funny thing is that it happened. What’s really strange is that some other person, some other people, also helped out there to make that happen.

I could speculate endlessly, but that part will always be a bit of a mystery to me.

All the guy would say was that he was paying it forward.

***
A happy camper.

This one minor change of physical appearance might take a bit of getting used to. In a sense I am a whole new guy.

It also opens up a lot of new possibilities.

That seemed to happen pretty quickly, but of course I’d been thinking about it for years.

Every so often I could probably use a good kick in the ass.

We've got a ways to go in our own personal makeover, which affects our own personal algorithm.


END


Our Billion Dollar Giveaway is still on.