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Wednesday, May 8, 2024

Serving the Higher Goddess. Geoff Lane, Radio, Television and Journalism Arts Instructor. Louis Shalako.

Geoff Lane and student Corey McCrindle in the newsroom.






Louis Shalako



 

LANE, Geoffrey Helliar - Peacefully at his residence on Tuesday, August 28, 2012, Geoff Lane passed away at the age of 83. Beloved husband of Ilse Lane (nee Knight). Loving father of Stephen Geoffrey Lane and Marcus Ashley Lane. Cherished grandfather of Morgan Ashley Lane and Zachary Andrew Lane. Geoff was a dedicated family man, journalist, educator and sailor who delighted in taking family, friends and students on his sailboat. He was passionate about world affairs, communications and the world of nature. 

A simple obituary, in twenty-five words or less, can tell you an awful lot, and at the same time, virtually nothing, about a man’s life.

I know so little about him. It seems presumptuous to write about Geoff, and yet he had a huge influence, on my life to some degree, and so many others, but also to my attitudes and my way of looking at things. Facts, in particular.

In a recent column for First Monday, veteran journalist Dan McCaffery mentioned Geoff Lane, Lambton College and the RTJ, (Radio, Television and Journalism Arts) course, where he attended in 1971 according to the story. Lambton College was officially dedicated in 1969, and there is in fact a cornerstone marking that occasion.

It is unclear to me if Geoff created the RTJ program from scratch. If so, he would have had help. In the very first year they would have had teachers for Broadcasting, Graphic Arts, Photography, English 101, and they would have all had to work together in order to have everything ready for that first class.

Geoff came to Sarnia from the Detroit Free Press. He was the editor of the Sarnia Observer for many years. He was very British. Yet I can’t say for sure where he was born. I do not know where he was educated—one can almost assume it was not Oxford or Cambridge, to say that he studied at an industrial college in London or somewhere in the heartlands would only be a set of assumptions. I would like more information than that.

As for why someone would emigrate from the U.K., that is somewhat easier to guess.

After the Second World War, Britain was bankrupt. Unemployment would have been high. A real block to employment for the young and inexperienced would have been created by the demobilization of hundreds of thousands of service men and women. It takes time to switch from tanks and aircraft to consumer goods. It takes time to pay off a huge national debt. It took time to create the modern social welfare state, in the meantime, things were not very good. The motivation would have been there. This was a disciplined young man, and one must also assume that as a young person alive during WW II, Geoff would have been reading the daily papers. He would have listened to the BBC on the radio, sitting around in the front room with the rest of the family…all of this would have been up close, and very, very personal when V-1 buzz bombs are falling down from the sky.

It was not something you could ignore, and we might also consider the likelihood that all the male figures in his life had served. He had a lot to live up to, if you take my meaning.

This is pure speculation on my part. I have no real facts. Memory is a reconstructive process, and it is hardly accurate in that sense.

But. You don’t edit the local daily without some strong element of self-control. Geoff had a story, he probably told it to every first-year class he taught. He had been in the Royal Army. It was 1948, in Palestine, and he was part of a detachment of troops detailed to escort the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem down to a ship in Haifa harbour, which would take him to safety in Cyprus or somewhere. It was a dangerous time. The situation was fraught with danger, what with the creation of an Israeli state, with Arab and Jewish terror gangs, and the U.K. troops slated to withdraw. This kind of experience, military experience, is one of the keys to understanding his character. He was there, it was a part of history, and it was the birth of a nation, for better or worse, one which still dominates the headlines of today.

It was an important story, and that is why he told it.

A modern college or university newsroom...

Did Geoff love his students? Dumb question, but I think he just loved people. You have to have a reason to choose journalism as a career, and that one’s a big plus. It was a kind of service. In December of 1983, knowing that I was having money problems, Geoff went to the Bursar’s office and came back with a cheque for $500.00. My old man was so impressed, he gave me $500.00 for Christmas so that I could stay in school.

That only lasted so long, and at the end of January, Geoff made a couple of phone calls.

A weekly in Dresden was looking for a reporter, and I drove down there, and showed the editor a few samples of my work. All of which came from the Lambton Leader, the student newspaper published by the good old RTJ program. Well, they couldn’t really use me, (I had zero experience), but the gentleman made a couple more phone calls…Ted Cranston, the publisher of Cash Crop Farming Publications, would give me an interview. First thing Monday morning. Located in Delhi, Ontario, they had three weekly papers and two or three small industrial magazines. The rest is history, and this story really isn’t about me. A journalist does not inject himself into the story. It’s not all about me, in other words.

Anyhow, chalk one up for the old boy network.

Trouble is, there’s more. On our class trip, the whole bunch of us boarded a couple of passenger vans and headed for Detroit. Our first stop was to watch a taping of Kelly and Company, a syndicated local production of Channel 7, WDIV as I recall. It was a live audience. At some point, it was giveaway time. We were told to check the number under our seats. Mine was Number 51. And I had won a gift certificate from Hudson’s, a high-end department store, for a Seiko watch, valued at $140.00 U.S., in 1983 dollars no less. So, Geoff takes the whole darned busload to a store in Southfield, Michigan, where I ran in, got my watch, and ran out, and then it was a quick stop at the Renaissance Centre, running around, riding the elevators, and goggling like tourists, (or school kids), and then over the bridge to Windsor, where we toured the Windsor Star among other places. Yeah, when they called my number, the co-host, Marilyn Turner, came over. I stood up and told her I was part of a group from Lambton College…and it was, quite a group, as a ragged cheer rose up through the crowd and kids were chanting ‘Louis…Louis…Louis…yay’.

I guess maybe that’s why Geoff did it—that and a few other reasons, one must suppose.

Where did Geoff meet Ilse? Did they emigrate at the same time, or did they meet in North America. If nothing else, these are good questions. How did they end up in Detroit, how did they decide to come to Sarnia. Why did Geoff leave the Observer? My instinct, rather than my recollection, is that the paper changed hands, in which case a change of management, editorial and otherwise, would be de rigeur for any new owner…

Geoff would have been editor while Lambton College was being built. The whole community college thing was a new initiative, and would have been front-page news when Sarnia had a population of 50,000 people, not counting Point Edward and the old Township of Sarnia. It would be an opportunity, and then there is that sailboat. Teachers have the whole summer off, and he had a young family…the man was nothing if not intelligent.

Journalism is the first draft of history, and Geoff certainly knew that. There is also that work-life balance, and he knew that too.

One of our first assignments was to pick a story from the daily news and write our own version of it. I picked a story of a ship collision in the St. Clair River. I don’t think too many people phoned first-hand sources, no one went around with their camera and got their own head-and-shoulders shots. It was September or October and we were a bunch of first year students. With several local papers and radio stations, the evening news out of Windsor, London, Detroit and Toronto, the basic facts were clear enough…I don’t recall too many of the details, perhaps it was the name of a ship or the captain or whatever, but something struck me, and I wrote it as a humorous story. Geoff hauled me aside the next day, and politely informed me, “We don’t make fun of death and destruction.”

That’s fair enough. I had never seriously considered a career as an anchorman on the evening news. Unlike some of the other males, I wasn’t too interested in being a DJ on the radio—those guys mostly dropped journalism within three weeks, even though writing for the news and having some regard for factuality might have been helpful in the local radio industry. The daily grind of community journalism is more work than play, (I suppose I could have done it), but the truth is, I just wanted someone to teach me how to write a story. I wanted to write books, and the RTJ program was at least something—it was at least relevant, and if nothing else, you get paid a little money to go to school and then you have a reason, to write a story. There is also someone who will read it, and a bit of feedback from someone other than your mother is extremely helpful. Geoff knew that about me—he told me once, “You need to get some criticism from someone who doesn’t love you—”

I grinned and nodded, understanding exactly what he meant. It wasn’t exactly an unspoken message. He wasn’t all that interested in reading my fiction, ladies and gentlemen.

Can’t say as I blame him for that.

He had a saying.

“Check your sources.”

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If you are covering a story in a small town, far, far away, you have no idea of what a bridge or culvert, or any other project should cost. We are essentially reporting statements, made by other people, and how in the hell would I know if a bridge is worth six million, or five million, or four and a half million, or whether someone is corrupt and simply lying. On the other hand, some big conspiracy is also kind of unlikely. The point is, we take other people’s word for an awful lot of things in this life, but in journalism, it’s wise to check what we can.

This was amply demonstrated to me one day. I have no idea of whether Geoff was pissed off at me, or whether he simply picked one student in any particular class, and ran a bit of a game on them, and relying on us to talk about it. But. It went a little bit like this. The college was bringing in paid parking. One dollar a day, one can imagine the controversy at the time. I am being facetious, but young people being what they are, students being generally broke as they are, but the school paper had some obligation to cover it. Geoff asked me to go next door—literally, the very next door down the hallway and talk to Tom Neal. A school has a faculty. It has an administration, and it has those people dedicated to plant and property. Simply put, the college president doesn’t necessarily decide who gets the snow-plowing and grass-cutting contracts. Tom Neal was one of my mother’s cousins, (it’s a small town after all), I knew that much, and he worked in that particular department.

So, with trusty pen and notebook in hand, I went next door. There were a few glass-fronted office cubicles at the back of a larger space, there was a male sitting there at his desk, and the sign beside the door said ‘Tom Neal’.

The gentleman had reddish hair, blue eyes and at least something, of a family resemblance. I sort of figured this had to be it. I knocked, introduced myself, and proceeded to talk to him, and read off my half a dozen questions or so…

My little story appeared in the paper. Several days later, in our regular journalism lab, a very hands-on course it was, the phone rings and Geoff interrupts himself to answer it. He says it’s for me. The other students have no idea, of course—but then, neither did I.

I am speaking to Tom Neal. He thanks me for the story, that’s all right I tell him. He says he agrees with everything in it. Huh? Only real problem is, he doesn’t remember speaking to me. He does not recall any such interview. He has no idea of who the hell I am—and what’s up, exactly. All you can do is to apologize. To offer to print a retraction. He says—essentially—what’s the point, and in fact we never did print any sort of retraction, apology, explanation. I have no idea of what really happened there. I have no idea, to this day, of who that other guy really was. Maybe there really was no other guy, and maybe it was just a very hands-on kind of lesson.

This is what I meant when I spoke of facts in the first part of this story.

Ma'at, wearing the Feather of Truth.

What the hell is a fact. A fact is whatever some person says is a fact—a fact is a matter of opinion, on some level. There are no universal truths.

***

Geoff had a thirty foot Grampian sailboat, tied up at the Sarnia Yacht Club. It is true, it was something of a tradition to take out the graduating class, those of us, who were left.

The attrition was something in that course. A first year class, on day one, might number up to thirty or more students. By day two, five or six were already gone. Two weeks later, you were left with a couple of dozen, by the end of the year, less than twenty. The second year class rarely started off with more than a dozen students, but by this time, simple persistence and stick-to-it-iveness had come into play and a good six or seven of us went out on the boat with Geoff. It was a warm, sunny, late spring day, with a light wind out of the northwest and just a nice chop to the water.

A Grampian 30.

I remember Geoff opened up a little panel, pressed a button and the auxiliary motor started up. One or two of us cast off the lines. This is how we backed out of the slip and maneuvered out of the harbour. This is how little I knew about sailboats. It had simply never occurred to me before—well, you learn something new every day, right.

I had, actually sailed a boat before, a thirteen-foot dinghy, and after a while, it was my turn to take over the tiller. I had a couple of the more attractive young women crank on the windlasses, tighten up them sails, and heeling over about as far as she was going to go, we set sail for the Bluewater Bridge and home.

Looking at the speedometer, a large, nautical gauge on the bulkhead where a small door led below, she was reading nine knots, which I reckon was about as fast as that thing ever went.

He gave me a little nod, which is about as good as it ever gets when you think about it…as for people, either you love them or they suck, big-time. The choice is yours, and make of it what you will.

As for Geoff, he served the higher goddess. Her name was not Money, or Power, or Rank or Privilege. Her name is Truth, ladies and gentlemen.

Her name is Truth.

 

END

 

Images: top photo by Louis Shalako, taken in September or October 1983. Students from Getty Images. Grampian 30 by Ahunt. The image of Ma’at, the Egyptian Goddess of Truth and Honesty, is in the public domain.

 

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In this email, I refer to Chris Cooke as editor of the Sarnia Observer. This is incorrect, he was editor of the Sarnia Gazette. A little help is important in a news story. Writing fiction, I am entirely on my own.

Notes. The story on the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem states that he escaped to Egypt in 1946. Again, the dangers of relying on memory come into play here...maybe I just got the wrong date.

 

I've been thinking about this story for two or three months. I am writing it one sentence at a time, the subject is important on some personal level, and it's worth doing well. It's non-fiction and some semblance of facts might be helpful...especially as it's a tribute to my old journalism instructor, who passed away in 2012. I had planned to attend the funeral--that's the day my brother called, a bit of an emergency, and I had to go to London to help him move out in something of a hurry. I was a little pissed off, but there was this young woman, and I was sort of wondering if she'd turn up at the funeral. (I might want to leave that part out.)

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Wednesday, November 29, 2023

My Criminal Memoir, Part Fourteen. The Hash Bash, and A Trip to the Rez. Louis Shalako.

That one interests me...












Louis Shalako


The hash bash. The hash bash, and a trip to the rez. So, there we were at college, trying to get our academic upgrading, grade 12, and at the same time collecting pogy, slang for unemployment insurance. We had a little money, what with living at home in our parents’ (or parent’s) house, and I had been asking around about some pot.

Finally Stoney found some guy, and he had a gram of hash. One. Fucking gram. Of hash. This was the first time I’d ever bought the stuff, and a teeny-tiny little rectangular brick of red Lebanese it was, too. I have to admit, I hesitated, to the extent of becoming something of a pain in the ass. Finally, on Stoney’s word, I bought it. This was in a common area, just off to the side of the main entrance. It was pretty public and of course this involved dope. There were only two choices, right. We went over to the guy’s house at lunch hour and he showed me how to smoke it. I was the guy with a car, after all, and we could always grab a sandwich at a corner milk store—

This was the era of Mac’s Milk, Becker’s, and a coffee pot on a hot ring, one that wouldn’t have looked out of place in any modern office setting. Basically just some kid trying to run a store and keep the pot full of lukewarm coffee and hopefully the high-school kids not stealing them blind sort of thing. Anyhow, this is where I met Chris’s sister, who was a very great help at a later date, as she worked in the Lambton College Financial Aid department.

And I did go back to college later, right.

That's a nice chunk of hash.

I have to admit, with three or four of us smoking that hash, and of course I did want to take some home, I wasn’t all that impressed.

Anyhow, Stoney was getting better pogy, unemployment insurance, than I was. He’d also lost his driver’s license when he knocked over some 90 year-old man in a parking lot. So, when he came to me with the tickets for the hash-bash, I have to admit I was intrigued. He’d already paid for my ticket, and I could pay him back later—surely by next Tuesday, like J.Wellington Wimpy, known from the Popeye cartoons.

What in the hell was a hash-bash. Five fucking dollars, and Stoney was asking for a ride at the very least…

One of the guys in our class was selling tickets. Five dollars, all the hash you can smoke. His place, high noon. It was a ground floor apartment on the one hundred block of Bright Street. Dennis had three or four tables pushed together, where in the hell he’d found all the chairs was a good question. There were four or five propane torches, the ubiquitous Bic lighters. People were showing up, some of us had fast food and others had brown-bag lunches. Dennis was in the kitchen. Back then, you could get a quarter ounce of blonde Lebanese hash for fifty dollars. It was less dense than the black and the red, and a quarter of blonde was surprisingly large. He was cutting up the first quarter, putting tiny little chunks of hash on the bottoms of upside-down saucers. It was a gas stove, and we did a couple of hot-knives before I took the first of several saucers, carefully balancing them, out to this long dining area of the apartment. Where presumably he lived—

...whatever happened to good old Dennis...
Heating up a sharp knife, Dennis cut hundreds of the little chunks, the temperature in there warming up considerably.

Out in the big room, guys and girls had four or five propane torches going, heating up the tips of butter knives red-hot…tapping a bit of hash onto the end, the tips of the knives coming together, the clouds of hot and resinous smoke sort of squeezing out on both sides, heads down and inhaling…it seemed a rather weird sort of party had broken out, and all for the price of five dollars, a sandwich, and an apple, and a cup of fairly shit coffee from some corner milk store…most of these people were strangers to me.

His girlfriend was really something too. A kind of strawberry blonde, I still recall her name, I remember her walking down the halls in tight jeans and a tight sweater. She had small, natural, high-mounted breasts…it’s like I never really forget a girl or woman that really interested me. That one interested me.

The really interesting thing is that for fifty bucks worth of hash you had to sell ten tickets to cover your costs, and I reckon he had a few people more than that. If he was buying it by the ounce, his costs were lower still, admittedly, it was no way of making a living.

Perhaps that wasn’t exactly the point, when you’re just partying.

You’re looking at a fair amount of hash consumed in a pretty short period of time, and I reckon we all got our money’s worth. Yes, Dennis had figured out how to smoke, and how to get high for free. I heard he headed out to California for a while. I have no idea of what happened after that, the name is so generic, an internet search is nothing if not inconclusive. One wonders what the landlord or the neighbours thought of all that, but it was the middle of the day and not all that noisy.

Oh, I’m sorry. What happened after that, is that we went back to school and kept trying to finish our grade twelve.

Heating up for 'hot knives'.

I did mention that I was kicked out a time or two—that was mostly for non-attendance. Taking attendance was one thing the instructors actually did, bearing in mind the federal government and the unemployment folks were paying for these courses.

Fuck, all you had to do was to keep showing up, if nothing else, the government cheques kept a-rolling in, and in the end, a lot of us did finish the fucking course.

Let’s hope the government got their money’s worth.

Honestly, there were times when you showed up, O.J. or whoever took attendance, and at least some of us headed down to the gym for a while, whether shooting a few hoops or maybe a game of badminton. I’ve never played so much badminton in my life, before or since.

It was better than wrestling with quadratic equations, I will say that much.

***

If one must cheat, at least let her be good looking...

Stoney beckoned from the doorway. I was in math class, presided over by the long-suffering O.J. Callahan, more often referred to by the soubriquet ‘the Juice’.

Casually, oh, so casually, I stood up, left my books on the desk, and headed out to see what he wanted. The big difference between high school and college is that they sort of treated you like an adult. If you needed to go to the washroom, you basically just stood up and walked out. He had one of his gaggers, a misshapen joint, rolled with two papers, and knowing Stoney, probably a few seeds and sticks in there as well. That guy never did learn how to roll a joint. Back then, Lambton College was still small, a huddle of concrete masses in a brutalist style. When I started, there were about 800 students all told. Nowadays there are thousands, four or five thousand at least. There was a door on the southeast corner. While in view of the road coming in from Wellington Street, this was at the opposite end from the residence. It was on the other side of the building from the parking lot. There was no one around. We stuck a convenient rock in the door-frame, otherwise we’d be locked out and have to walk around the building to get in again. It was also cold as fuck out there. We puffed our doobie as quick as we could and headed back in.

He had a proposition.

He knew a couple of native girls. I had a car. They wanted a ride to the Kettle Point reservation. I wasn’t too sure about all of this, but the promise of gas money and of course pot was enough to seal the deal. The girls were heading home at lunch time, it was a Friday, and while it would be tight, I figured it wasn’t that far and we’d make it back in time…sort of.

Well, one of the girls was fairly attractive, and the other one perhaps not so much—that one could be Stoney’s right, what with him not being quite so fussy. I also had a girlfriend, we’d been together a while, but she was away at university. What she didn’t know wouldn’t hurt the relationship. If one must cheat, at least let it be the good-looking one…

Right?

So, we grabbed all our books, coats and hats and piled into the Beaumont, under leaden skies and sideways-blowing snow flurries. One hell of a cold wind coming off of Lake Huron, that was for sure. We were up front and the girls in the back seat. A quick stop at the beer store on Mall Road, and we headed out on the highway, turning off at Lambton 30, the Oil Heritage Road. At Highland Glen, a right turn onto the lake road, Lambton 7, and it’s like fifteen miles to the rez. I reckon they knew Stoney’s game by now, although they each took a beer and sipped at it, as slowly as possible as generally speaking, ladies prefer not to piss in a ditch…everybody knew Stoney’s game by now.

We turn into the rez, make the first left, all the way to the end, then a right turn, finally pulling into a house about halfway to the actual point. I suppose it was barely noon at this point, and there is apparently a party going on—a daytime, possibly even an all-day sort of a party. An all-day, all night, all weekend long sort of party was just getting going.

For all we know, that party may still be going, ladies and gentlemen.

Stoney and I are sitting on a couch, the ladies know pretty much everyone. We don’t know anyone at all, but guys are pulling out joints, bags of pot, and we do have our case of beer, which was enough of an introduction as it seemed. We’d just driven somebody’s sisters home, which was not exactly a safe-conduct pass…

The rez.

At some point the girls disappeared…Stoney and I are sitting around drinking beer and smoking pot with a bunch of young native guys. It was all friendly enough, no one was giving us trouble, but my instinct was that we weren’t getting too far with the ladies, and maybe it was time to go. We handed out a few beers, took the rest of the case and headed on back to Sarnia.

Stoney would most likely try again another day, as for myself, I didn’t much care—I was there on sheer speculation, and I did have a regular girlfriend. I used to go up to Guelph on the weekend, and she came home for holiday weekends. Stoney was always on the prowl.

And we rolled up into the college parking lot trailing a big cloud of pot smoke, about one-thirty in the afternoon. Counting up the remaining beers, it seemed we had drank eleven beers each, in fact, we’d stopped in Forest on the way home, and grabbed up another twelve-pack.

The really hard part, of course, was going back to class.

I had already been kicked out once or twice, so all I could do was to sit there and stare at the book, sort of regretting the fact I hadn’t eaten anything all fucking day, and that was a hell of a lot of beer. Stoney had taken off somewhere else.

That was kind of a wasted day, with nothing to show for it but a bit of a headache, one that would almost surely turn into a hangover by next morning.

I never did see that gas money.

Sometimes it just doesn’t seem worth it.


END


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My Criminal Memoir. (Part One).

My Criminal Memoir, Part Two.

My Criminal Memoir, Part Three.

My Criminal Memoir, Part Four.

My Criminal Memoir, Part Five.

My Criminal Memoir, Part Six.

My Criminal Memoir, Part Seven.

My Criminal Memoir, Part Eight.

My Criminal Memoir, Part Nine.

My Criminal Memoir, Part Ten.

My Criminal Memoir, Part Eleven.

My Criminal Memoir, Part Twelve. (Access restricted due to content.)

My Criminal Memoir, Part Thirteen.

 

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