Louis Shalako
Okay. Cestar, a private education operator, (whose motivation is unclear to this writer, but I would sure like to know what they thought they were buying for that kind of money), recently donated $4 Million for the new wide-load corridor here in Sarnia-Lambton. That's good news, right? Only problem is where did the taxpayer’s money go.
Because the City had committed those funds.
"Suivez l'argent" as my French-Canadian grandmother might have said. You see, ladies and gentlemen, the trouble was, the police had already announced their budget request, a measly 7.1 % increase from the previous year, and Council had already announced that they were going to try to bring that down to 5 % or whatever. Well, it’s kind of hard to jack it now, eh?
Red faces all around—especially as a cool million of that police budget was meant to be cut.
You heard me—it was put in there so that it could be cut. The cops get their five percent increase and council gets to look stern on policing costs…and it must be true as it’s on the front page of the newspaper.
Capiche…???
The only real solution? Forget that $4 Million ever existed. Let's not talk about it—otherwise, at an estimated $160,000.00 per single-bedroom unit, it might actually go to build 25 units of affordable housing. Oh—and we mustn't forget, when confronted with an affordable housing crisis, city and county councillors voted overwhelmingly for a five-year study. That's right, ladies and gentlemen.
They're going to study a crisis for five years, and even then, the conclusion is very likely to be that it's no one's fault, certainly not the city or the county or the province or the country, but above all else, the conclusion will be that more study is needed...and, by the time they're done with all that, they will be calling it the Naxalone Crisis.
At least in the news media…
I can see the slimy looks on their faces, all right. They just need to put that spin on there one teensy little bit at a time, and surely no one will ever know—not even them.
Combined with the $3 Million from the province in terms of Homelessness Initiatives (a bit of a non sequitur as you can imagine), that would build a total of 38 + units.
#local_politics
Here's a nice, simple, and concrete
suggestion. Why don't we build 38 + units for single, older women who live in
extreme poverty.
That way, we're not asking taxpayers to build housing for
people perceived as mentally-ill, junkies or criminals.
...just a bunch of sweet old ladies.
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The best way to combat homelessness is to get up in the morning, so cozy there in your $750,000.00 house, put on three grand worth of shoes and clothing, smooth down that hundred-eighty-buck haircut, climb into the $79,000.00 BMW and drive to the most expensive club in town, and then maybe we could discuss the situation in rational terms with a bunch of like-minded individuals.
All of this, with the watchful eyes of #Canadian_journalists drooling over our shoulders...
It's funny, how no progress will ever be made.
And yet, you just can’t help chasing headlines, can you.
When I say, you can’t change who you really are, people always assume the worst—like I must be talking about crackheads and heroin junkies and mentally-ill people living in a clump of bushes down on the riverbank, and all they need is a free Naxalone kit to just turn those misbegotten lives around in a heartbeat.
But actually, I’m talking about you.
Yes, you.
#fuck_off
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What is interesting about this 'update' to their ten-year plan is how it will gloss over poverty due to low social assistance rates, low disability pension rates, the low minimum wage, high rents...the list goes on. One of the giveaways: the workshop at the Golf and Curling Club, reminiscent of Marilu Gladfish's mental health conference, Mental Health Challenge Met, which was held at the Riding Club. What a bogus headline, incidentally.
That update story is not in the Sarnia Observer, that’s because they have a comment section—and they know I’m going to contradict them, with unknown consequences.
That’s because one loose thread is often enough to unravel the whole damned fabric—a fabrick, and one which has been reared up at great expense and over a very long time.
#disconnect #bullshit_studies
Also not to be mentioned, the lack of
affordable, geared to income housing. And the fact that they’re not going to
build any.
So...the province coughed up
$3 Million for homelessness initiatives. The only proviso: not one penny for
actual housing—it must all go to bullshit studies and front-page announcements.
They'll do it, too.
It’s who they are, after all.
It never ceases to amaze me, to see
them reach down their own throats, grab themselves by their own assholes, to
hear them declare some imaginary charge against yet another very real and
present challenge, decisively pull themselves inside out and then go scampering
off, guts trailing, ass over tea-kettle, in the opposite direction just like
they have so many times before.
Courage, honour, integrity; there are
so many things they could be accused of…but not that.
No, never that.
I’ve never seen a more self-delusional
bunch, all of them giving
themselves awards and pats on the back and all the front-page coverage an
ineffectual do-gooder never deserved.
Then there are their enablers.
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