Vanishing Point
In perspective, theoretically the vanishing point is at infinity, and
therefore unattainable. But reality is different; vanishment occurs a lot
sooner than theory suggests...
That? Oh, that’s a perspective
machine. Well, not exactly, but that’s what I call it. No, I don’t know how it
works. Too complicated for me. Carter could make it go, but after he made it he
never used it. Too bad; he thought he’d make a lot of money with it there for
awhile, while he was working it out. Almost had me convinced, but I told him, “Get
it to working first, Carter, and then show me what you can do with it better than
I can do without it. I’m doing pretty well as is...pictures selling good, even
if I do make ‘em all by guesswork, as you call it.” That’s what I told him.
Y’see, Carter was one-a them
artists that think they can work everything out by formulas and stuff. Me, I
just paint things as I see ‘em. Never worry about perspective and all that
kinda mechanical aids. Never even went to Art School. But I do all right.
Carter, now, was a different sorta artist. Well, he wasn’t really an artist—more
of a draftsman.
I first got him in to help me
with a series of real estate paintings I’d got an order for. Big aerial views
of land developments, and drawings of buildings, roads and causeways, that
kinda stuff. Was a little too much for me to handle alone, ‘cause I never
studied that kinda things, ya know. I thought he’d do the mechanical drawings,
which shoulda been simple for anybody trained that way, and I’d throw in the
colors, figures and trees and so on. He did fine. Job came out good; client was
real happy. We made a pretty good amount on the job, enough to keep us for a
coupla months without working afterwards. I took it easy, fishing and so on,
but Carter stayed here in the studio working on his own stuff. I let him keep
an eye on things for me around the place, and just dropped in now and then to
check up.
The guy was nuts on the subject
of perspective. I thought he knew all there was to know about it already, but
he claimed nobody knew anything about
it, really. Said he’d been studying it for years, and the more he learned about
it the more there was to learn. He used to cover big sheets of paper with
complicated diagrams trying to prove something or other to himself. I’d come
into the studio and find him with thumb tacks and strings and stuff all over
the place. He’d get big long rulers and draw lines to various points all over
the room, and end up with a little drawing of a cube about an inch square that
anybody coulda made in a half a minute without all the apparatus. Seemed pretty
silly to me.
Then he brought in some books on
mathematics and physics and other things, and a bunch of slide rules,
calculators, and junk. He musta been a pretty smart guy to know how to handle
all those things, even if he was kinda dopey about other things. You know...women and fishing and sports and drinking; he was lousy at everything except
working those perspective problems. Personally, I couldn’t see much sense to
what he was doing. The guy could draw all right already, so I asked him what more
did he want? Lemme see if I can remember what he said.
“I’m trying to get at things as
they really are, not as they appear,” he said. I think those were his words. “Art
is an illusion, a bag of tricks. Reality is something else, not what we think it is. Drawings are
two-dimensional projections of a world that is not merely three- but four-dimensional,
if not more,” he said.
***
Yeah, kind of a crackpot, Carter
was. Just on that one subject, though; nice enough guy otherwise. Here, look at
some of the drawings he made, working out his formulas. Nice designs, huh?
Might make good wall paper or fabric patterns. Real abstract...that’s what
people seem to like. See all those little letters scattered around among the
lines? Different kinds of vanishing points, they are. Carter claimed the whole
world was full of vanishing points. You don’t know what a vanishing point is? Lemme
see if I can explain. Come over to the window here.
Ya see how that road out there
gets smaller and smaller in the distance? Of course the road doesn’t really get
smaller—it just looks that way. That’s what we call a vanishing point in drawing.
Simple, isn’t it? Never could understand why Carter went to so much trouble
working out all those ways to locate vanishing points. Me, I just throw ‘em in wherever
I need ‘em. But Carter claimed that was wrong. Said they were all connected
together some way, and he was gonna work out a method to prove it.
Here...here’s a little gadget he
made up to help his calculations. Bunch of disks all pivoted together at the
center; you’re supposed to turn ‘em around so the arrows point to the different
figures and things. Here’s the square root sign, I remember Carter telling me
that. This one is the Tangent Function, whatever that means. Log, there, is
short for logarithm. Oh, he had a bunch of that scientific stuff in his head
all the time; dunno whether he understood it all himself. He built this thing
just before he put together the perspective machine there.
Silly-looking gadget, huh? All
them pipes and wires and that little cube in the center...don’t try to touch
it, it ain’t really there. You just think it is. It’s what Carter called a
teteract, or a cataract...no, that ain’t the right word. Somepin’ like that—tesser
something or other. There’s a picture like it in one of Carter’s books. Hurts
your eyes to look at it, don’t it?
That’s what Carter thought was
going to make him a lot of fame and money, that perspective machine. I told him
nobody’d ever made a drawing machine yet that worked, but he said it wasn’t
supposed to make drawings. It was just supposed to give people a view of what
reality really is, instead of what they think it is. I dunno whether he
expected to charge money to look through it, or whether he was gonna look
through it himself and make some new kinda drawings and sell ‘em.
No, I can’t tell you how it works—I
said before I don’t know. Carter only used it once himself. I came in here the
day he finished it, just as he was ready to turn it on. He was just putting the
finishing touches on it.
“In a few minutes,” he told me, “I’ll
have the answer to a question that may never have been answered before: what is
reality? Is the world a thing by itself, and all we know illusion? Why do
things grow smaller the farther away from us they appear? Why can’t we see more
than one side of anything at a time? What happens to the far side of an object;
does it cease to exist just because we can’t see it? Are objects not present
nonexistent? Because artists draw things vanishing to points, does that mean
that they really vanish?”
***
A whack-job, that’s what he was. Nice
guy, but sorta screwy. He kept saying more goofy things while he was finishing
up the machine, about how he’d figured out that all we knew about vision and
drawing and so on must be wrong, and that once he got a look at the real world
he’d prove it.
“How about cameras?” I asked him.
“Take a picture with a camera and it looks just about the same as a drawing,
don’t it?”
“That’s because cameras are built
to take pictures like we’re used to seeing them,” he said. “Flat,
two-dimensional slices of reality, without depth or motion.”
“Even 3-D moving pictures?” I
asked.
“They’re closer to reality. But
they are still only cross sections of it. The shutter of a movie camera is
closed as much of the time as it is open. What happens in between the times it’s
open? You know,” he went on. “People used to think matter and motion were continuous,
but scientists have proved that they are discontinuous. Now some of them think
time may be, too. Maybe everything is just imaginary, and appears to our senses
in whatever way we want it to appear. We are so well-trained that we see
everything just as we are taught to see it by generations of artists, writers,
and other symbol-makers. If we could see things as they really are, what might
happen?”
“We’d probably all go nuts!” I
told him. He just smiled.
“Well, here goes,” he said. “It’s
finished. Now to find out who is right, the scientists and philosophers who say
reality is forever unreachable, or the artists who say there isn’t any reality—that
we make the whole thing up to suit ourselves.”
He moved one of those pointers
you see there, and squinted around at the different scales and dials, and then
stepped back. That little tessy-thing appeared, real small at first. Just a
point; you could hardly see it. I couldn’t see anything else happening, and
thought he was gonna do somepin’ else to the machine. I turned to look at
Carter, and saw his face was white as a sheet.
“Good Gawd!” he says, just like
that: “Good Gawd!” That’s all.
“Well,” I says to him, “who was
right, the scientists or the artists?”
“The artists!” he sorta
screeches. “The artists were right all the time...there is no reality! It’s all a fabric of illusion we’ve created ourselves!
And now I’ve ripped a hole in that!”
He gives a strangled hoot and
goes hightailin’ outta here like somepin’ was after him.
Jumps in his car and roars off
down the road and disappears.
Naw, I don’t mean he really
disappeared—are you nuts? Just roared on down the road till he got so small I
couldn’t see him no more. You know—the way things do when they go farther and
farther away. Happens every day; that’s what us artists mean by perspective.
The machine? Well, I dunno what
to do with it. If Carter ever comes back he might not like my getting rid of
it. I was thinking mebbe I’d put it in the hobby show at the county fair next
week, though. Ya notice how that funny-looking cube inside there gets bigger
every time you look at it? There...it just doubled its size again, see? People
at the fair oughtta get a big kick outta that. No telling how big it’ll get
with all those people looking at it.
But come on, let’s go fishing. We’d
better hurry or it’ll be too late.
End
Note. Any story that makes me laugh is probably okay.
I took some small liberties with the text. (He’s real smart and everything, ladies and gentlemen. – ed.) For the longest
time, I really wasn’t reading any fiction at all. I was reading history before I
went to bed at night. I was reading essays, opinion and news online in daylight
hours, as well as the usual social reading—seeing
what so-and-so was doing on Facebook and stuff like that. I have to admit, the
colloquialisms in the story are a bit too much Huckleberry-Finn/Old Yaller for
my own taste. In my own books and stories, I do use the device, but I try and keep to a minimum of disruption. It just
makes an easier read. If you think of Tolkien, there’s a lot of material, songs
especially, written in Welsh or something and for the most part, I usually just
skip over it anyways—in spite of the musical
qualities of the language.
I was reading a certain amount of
bullshit in there as well.
Proofreading, which is all we’re
really doing here, formatting, finding a picture and presenting public domain
stories of the Golden Age of Pulp Fiction, might seem like a cumbersome chore.
It is if you’re not into it, but I’ve been having a lot of fun so I’ll probably
keep going.
(Louis has books and stories on iTunes.
Some are always free. - ed.)
Here is a list of his full-length
titles, novels and collections, available from Createspace.
Alas, none of which are free but
the prices are reasonable and it’s a tangible object, with all the look and
feel of a ‘real’ book, including the smell, which a lot of people mention.
No one ever mentions the sound of a book, which is interesting.
But I want you to listen very carefully, next time you flip a page in your
newest physical-format book-type acquisition.
Come back here and tell us what
you heard.
The rasp of a lady’s fingertip, fresh from the bath, on the dry, razored
edge of a page.
The above image came from
here and it is a free download.
Thank you for reading. It really means
a lot to us.
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