Thursday, December 1, 2022

A Stranger In Paris, An Inspector Gilles Maintenon Mystery #9, Pt. 23.

Hector was an artist...









Louis Shalako



No sooner had Gilles arrived back at the office, after instructing the cabbie to take the scenic route, perhaps the result of a three-beer lunch, when the phone had rung. The voice was dry in his ear.

Vachon was dead.

“What? What?”

“I’m afraid so, Gilles.” There seemed to be no doubt.

It was like a punch in the guts, or worse—

“Where.”

The location was an alley—his throat in a knot, as he stood before the city map, but it seemed like it could only be a few steps away from their rendezvous.

“Er, who is this speaking, please.” The officer told him for the third time, and for the third time, he didn’t remember it.

“Yes, sir. The victim was dragged in off the street. There is no doubt it’s him, sir. His cameras are smashed. Two big ones and a smaller one. Rolls of film pulled out and exposed to the light. There’s no sign of robbery, otherwise. He still had the wallet, a few francs. He still has all of his identification, including a press card.” The bag, slashed apart, the side pockets torn off…

His old friend.

Killed by a quick blow to the head, and then strangulation. It would have been all too quick.

Gilles sat there in shock, and yet there was a case, many cases, and now this.

Hector was dead, killed not three blocks away from where they had had lunch, and all Maintenon had was a real cold spot in the guts…and a roll of film, quickly pressed into his hand while the going was good.

“Other than that, sir, witnesses report a big, black car in the neighbourhood, quite out of place for this particular, ah, vicinity. Sir.”

***

“It was a privilege to do this, Inspector.” The film tech had followed his instructions, knowing that Vachon and Gilles went way back. “Hopefully we can nail these guys. I’ve done a couple of things here. I blew them all up to the largest format. I’ve done a handful of smaller ones, the ten-by-fifteen centimetre format. I’ve cropped out some of the background and gone with the twenty-by-twenty-eight centimetre. Hector, ah, did a total of six shots, not including one under the table which was probably accidental. In order to load film, one sets a tab into a slot, gentlemen, and the camera body is closed. This bit of film is already exposed, so the photographer advances the film, which involves cranking and clicking on a few frames. He may have just been making sure.”

“Understood.” Levain prodded a bit, as Maintenon was pretty damned somber.

“Well, he’s got Gilles coming in through the room. Still got your hat on, right? One hand reaching up for the buttons on your coat. And you didn’t catch it, ah, sir. You’re a bit farther away, perhaps moving a bit quickly, looking around for your friend; and that one is just slightly fuzzy in the focus. These other ones are award-winning shots, if you think of the actualité, the candid portrait of unsuspecting people going about their daily lives. And then there’s this one.”

He handed over what the English-speaking world would call an eight-by-ten glossy, the blacks very dark indeed, but the whites were good and all real detail in greys that ran from rich and dense to pale and ephemeral.

That face. Those eyes. That look. Those eyes, and that look—staring directly into the camera, or perhaps just slightly above. Just slightly above, where the slightly-satirical face of Hector, caught in the act, would have been all too recognizable, all too obvious, as a man with a camera who has just shot your picture…and yet at the same time, Hector had been unaware. He’d been too focused on catching all the action, too busy cranking it over for another shot.

It was all in the eyes.

“Here’s Baille.” Levain had been watching Maintenon’s interview through the one-way glass, and there was little doubt it was him.

“The other one, these are mostly profile or at best, a three-quarters shot. My assistant will run off any number of copies, any sizes that you want. Just say the word.” The technician trailed off.

Maintenon seemed fixed in place.

Levain cleared his throat…

“Er, yes, thank you. We’ll let you know.”

Maintenon stared into those eyes.

They were the eyes of a fanatic, or perhaps they were just the eyes of a thoroughly dangerous man.

***

It was Monday morning.

“Well. We have a lot to get through, ladies and gentlemen.”

 The room was silent, curlicues of smoke eddying up from one too many cigarettes.

“We have cruel obsessions and pathological hatreds.”

Joseph was just lighting up a cigar the size of his midget forearm, and within two minutes, someone would get up and open a window—not yet, but soon.

“The vehicle has been identified, as a Mercedes SSK, this one has custom coachwork described as long, low, lean and aerodynamic. We have a dead newspaper photographer—” The room was very quiet.

Maintenon soldiered on, almost in spite of himself.

“We have some possibility of a Fascist, perhaps even full-blooded Nazi, disruption of socialist and communist, perhaps even the sort of Catholic-Social-Democrat parties…one wonders what it’s all about, otherwise.”

He went on.

“Tailler and his people have planted bugs in pretty much all of their offices. Not unnaturally, this results in reams and reams of material, all of which has to be gone through, and ninety-nine-point-nine-nine-nine percent of which is not only immaterial, but exhaustively mundane.”

None of it really mattered, it was all household accounts and membership drives and following up subscriptions gone into arrears.

Again, none of it really meant anything. That being said, they had lists of names—Army generals who at least subscribed to the magazines, the periodicals. Some of them, dues-paying members of this party, or that party, or some other party. Some of them had made political contributions; one wondered what other contributions they might have made, and what form those contributions might have taken…

“One wonders, what Monsieur Baille was doing with the gentlemen in question, or what might have been the subject under discussion. It is however, safe to say that Victor hasn’t been home, nor seen at work or the offices of the party, since the decease of, ah…our good friend and colleague, Hector…Vachon.”

He consulted his notes.

“Ah. Here’s a good one.” He sighed. “Who invited a German diplomat to the convocation of the Academy of Police Studies? No one, no one that has spoken up. The fact is, a bunch of invitations are mailed out, mostly to institutions, not all of them to a specific name, and only so many of them show up. Whether he was actually there, that is one very good question, but if not him, then who? Or did he just get the gist of it out of the paper, and make a conventional compliment.”

At this point, his instincts were killing him.

“We have our list. So far, officers are following up, but no one on this list has been reported missing, or killed, or whatever.”

A semi-circle of sober eyes regarded him in an almost uncanny silence.

“One more thing. Saulnier hasn’t been home, that is to say, to the lady’s house since the beginning of this case. That is suggestive. Cariveau—that ship is due to arrive in Valparaiso any day now. You could say he hasn’t been home either. Some of the others might turn up in due time, and then there is Hector. And we have another victim to follow up on.” Their interview with Monsieur Sauvage at the Croix de Feu party headquarters had been inconclusive at best, with both sides trading barbs but also information—perhaps something would come of it, but Sauvage was denying all knowledge of any particular person who may have simply stopped showing up at party meetings.

That part was understandable enough, how could anyone keep track of them all anyways…

There was a murmur, and he was on the verge of losing his audience.

“Confidence is everything, ladies (or lady) and gentlemen. Patience now—patience is everything else.”

It was like they all sort of relaxed and let go, all at once.

And that, would have to do.

It was the beginning of another day in the homicide business, and he had no choice but to let them go—

A phone rang, and Margot picked up.

“Your car is out front.”

He nodded.

It was time to pay one last visit.

***

"I know it's a shitty time, Gilles."

The phone rang again, just as he was buttoning the top button…

“Gilles. I know this is a bad time. Vachon—Hector, was a friend of yours, and a very good friend.”

Maintenon bit back his impatience, his mood as black as all hell.

“Yes, sir.”

“Hector took my picture and interviewed me. Just when I took this position—he made me look good for a magazine spread, all about the new face, a kinder, gentler face, of modern policing.”

“I understand, sir.” Fuck.

“It’s a bit above the call of duty. Bad timing, and all of that. And yet, my instinct tells me.”

“What are we talking about, Roger.”

“Gilles. It’s a public relations thing, and I know how pressed for time you are, as we all are these days…”

Gilles reached up to undo the top button.

Merde.

***


END

 

Chapter One.

Chapter Two.

Chapter Three.

Chapter Four.

Chapter Five.

Chapter Six.

Chapter Seven.

Chapter Eight.

Chapter Nine.

Chapter Ten.

Chapter Eleven.

Chapter Twelve.

Chapter Thirteen.

Chapter Fourteen.

Chapter Fifteen.

Chapter Sixteen.

Chapter Seventeen.

Chapter Eighteen.

Chapter Nineteen.

Chapter Twenty.

Chapter Twenty-One.

Chapter Twenty-Two.

 

Images. Likely stolen from the internets.

Louis has books and stories on Amazon.

He’s got an audiobook.

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Wednesday, November 2, 2022

A Stranger In Paris, Inspector Gilles Maintenon Mystery #9, Pt. 22.

...something of a philosopher...















Louis Shalako



Gilles took a cab, as it was halfway across town and he couldn’t really justify it as being on police business. If he was late coming back, he had all kinds of sick-time and even holidays owed to him. He could always pull rank, glower at someone, anyone, really, and stomp off in a big huff. He would save that one as a last resort.

Hell, it might even come to that, the way things were going lately.

Gilles found Hector at the very back of their old watering hole, a favorite from years and years ago, which while noisier than really comfortable with serving staff coming and going from the kitchen, had the advantage of being away from the glare of the front windows. The two nearest tables were still sitting empty. Back then, the attraction had been that it was on both of their respective beats…the food was hot, good and filling, and best of all, cheap. He sat there blinking, uttering a sigh of contentment.

It really was good to escape for a while.

The non-descript army surplus bag which held Vachon’s cameras, flashes, film canisters, all the paraphernalia of modern reporting was on the seat between them, their hats on another seat. He never went anywhere without it, the green bag blending in well enough with the grey trench coat, blue corduroy trousers, a shirt sans tie, a knitted sweater-vest, and an old pair of boots. A brown flat cap, the overall look more in line with the working classes than with the bourgeoisie for whom he ostensibly worked. While he could certainly write, it was the pictures that really made it work for him, in terms of being able to make a living. He was a man doing exactly what he wanted to do, and admirable enough for all of that.

“Ah. Gilles. I was starting to wonder.” Vachon threw his menu down and Gilles idly picked it up.

“I won’t hold you to the liver, Gilles.”

Maintenon grinned, and a female figure leaned in to deposit a small pitcher, foaming up and over with the smell of beer. Glasses, paper coasters, and a second menu for Gilles.

Vachon poured for them, then shook salt into his palm, peering through half-glasses to carefully scrape a few grains into the foam. Sipping, he smacked his lips appreciatively.

“Yeah, that makes it all worthwhile.”

Gilles had his own glass, and thoughtfully tried a little salt on there, although he could live without it, where Hector probably couldn’t.

“How’s your doctor treating you these days?”

“Oh, fine. Fine. Not too many complaints.”

Vachon nodded.

“He still lets you smoke, then—”

Gilles nodded, allowing himself to relax. Vachon would get back at him of course.

This was just the warm-up.

Fuck it, liver and onions it is...

***

After teasing Hector, his stomach audibly groaning at least once during a quiet lull in the background roar, Gilles had handed over the menu and ordered the liver and onions.

Hector was giving him a pained look, but grilling that wouldn’t take any longer than any of the other options.

The young lady was just putting their plates down. Gilles cast his eyes around the room, slightly over one shoulder as Hector had his back to the wall, and while the table was angled into a corner, his back was to the rest of the room. And there was a familiar face, at a table with a couple of other males.

Perhaps his eyes had taken some time to adjust to the light, or maybe he just hadn’t looked, but if that wasn’t Baille sitting there, he’d sure like to know who—

And there was fucking Hector and the camera—the notebook, and the pen to consider.

Hopefully Vachon hadn’t noticed the slight start of shock, and Gilles had quickly cast his eyes back down to his plate and begun cutting into the corner of the meat, which smelled pretty damned good…

Judging by the slight widening of the eyes, a slight movement of the head, the quick twist of one corner of the mouth, eyes quickly dropped, Baille had recognized him as well.

Gilles cut another piece.

“Um. Fantastic. My mother used to make it, and my grandmother as well. She’d soak it in milk, you know, and then she had her own special herbs to go with the breading. Ann, now, she didn’t like it and so, it just kind of fell off of my own, personal menu, you know.” Hell, even the gravy seemed somehow special.

“Uh, huh.”

Pure coincidence had just reared its ugly head.

As for the other two, one, like Gilles had his back mostly to the room. The other, in a three-quarters side profile, was in the next chair to Baille. There was something about the three of them, neatly dressed, hair combed, quite slicked in fact, hats stacked on the empty chairs, but Maintenon had the impression that their conversation was more business than pleasure.

He couldn’t quite recall Baille’s address—presumably it was in the notes somewhere, but this part of the city was a bit off the beaten path for ambitious young men of a political bent.

No, this quarter was more prone to the sort of folks who just didn’t have time for ideologies and political theorizing, what with the need to feed, house and clothe themselves and their children, not to mention looking after their aging parents, and staying out of trouble with the law. This was especially true of the younger ones.

***

Vachon.

The pair had finished their meals and were just waiting for dessert and coffee.

Gilles took the opportunity to use the restroom, rising casually and trying to be unobtrusive insofar as the other two parties could see him. They might possibly recognize him, something else entirely, if they had the awareness and read the papers often enough. It was a question of having his back to them, and looking off to the other side as if fascinated by a couple of ladies with feathers and fruit salads on their hats…he gave them a polite little nod.

One quick flick of the left eye…as if that were possible.

The three men seemed deep in quiet conversation, and yet there was none of that friendliness, the cheerful banter. Whatever they were talking about, it seemed serious enough. Baille was definitely aware of him as he turned the corner and entered a short hallway, where the ladies’ was first and the gentil-hommes second. Assuming one could even find a gentleman around here. The third door was probably a closet, stuffed with mops and brooms or maybe the linens, although it really wasn’t that kind of a place.

There was no one in the single stall, and no one at the urinals. He was ready to go, with good flow and no hesitation, although at his age a bit of a dribble might be expected. No shy kidneys here—there was nothing worse than just standing there, wishing.

Washing his hands, he could only wait so long. Apparently, Baille could not take the hint, or perhaps he just did not wish to be seen with Maintenon. Gilles could see his point, and of course Baille didn’t know Vachon was a reporter, representing both obvious and perhaps unknown dangers in his own right.

He sighed, dried his hands.

Once out of the hallway, the trio was gone. There was a girl clearing cups, saucers and spoons, no food appeared to have been consumed…she’d already taken the ashtrays, and Vachon’s eyes were upon him.

He sat, looking at the glass cup of rice pudding, which he hadn’t actually ordered. It looked like Vachon had gotten his own revenge. Still, it was better than the green jelly.

“Your friend went to get up.”

“Huh?”

“One of the other ones put his hand on his arm and he subsided…rather reluctantly in my impression. I think he wanted to go to the bathroom. But, after some hasty and low-pitched discussion, they threw money down on the table.”

Gilles regarded Hector.

“Go on.”

“Well, I guess he decided he could hold it. Anyways, they all got their coats on and headed for the door. It looked like they all piled into the back of one very big, very long and very low black car.”

“Oh, really.”

“He didn’t seem to be under any real duress, Gilles. Not all that eager to go, either. He just went.”

“I see.”

Vachon grinned and nodded.

“I really am a reporter, you know—a journalist, Maintenon. We go back a long ways, in case you forget. I guess you could say I know you well enough.”

He nodded.

“Anyways, here’s the film.”

Gilles stared.

“What? The film…”

Vachon nodded wryly.

“Yes, mon ami. The film.”

Stolen pictures, sneaky pictures.

He pulled a hand up from his lap, and there it was, the cutest little 35-mm camera, sort of a patterned matte-black finish and a minimum of chrome, the kind where you push a button and the lens and bellows sort of folds and tucks back inside, and then, when he turned over his right hand, laying on the table, was a roll of film.

“I couldn’t use the flash, Gilles. It’s just a faint click, and they didn’t seem to notice. It cranks over pretty quietly. The light’s pretty low in here. Tell your technical guy about that, okay. This is ASA 400, tell him not to push it too hard. It should be fairly well focused, as I had time to think about it…anyhow, I got all three faces…whoever that kid was, he saw you go by, Gilles, and he was definitely making noises about the men’s room.”

Gilles took the film.

A big, black car, or so you say—

Their server was back with the check, which was really the bill, when one thought about it. Hector was reaching for his wallet.

Ah, but Gilles was reaching for the check, before Vachon could even get to it.

Hector sat there grinning. He could at least take care of the tip.

“Gilles.”

They were about to rise.

“Instead of thinking like a Frenchman all the time, why don’t you try something else for a while—”

Maintenon laughed, reaching for his hat.

END

Always thinking like a Frenchman.



Chapter One.

Chapter Two.

Chapter Three.

Chapter Four.

Chapter Five.

Chapter Six.

Chapter Seven.

Chapter Eight.

Chapter Nine.

Chapter Ten.

Chapter Eleven.

Chapter Twelve.

Chapter Thirteen.

Chapter Fourteen.

Chapter Fifteen.

Chapter Sixteen.

Chapter Seventeen.

Chapter Eighteen.

Chapter Nineteen.

Chapter Twenty.

Chapter Twenty-One.

Louis has books and stories on Amazon.

 

See his art on Fine Art America.

 

Thank you for reading.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Tuesday, July 26, 2022

A Stranger In Paris, Inspector Gilles Maintenon Mystery #9, Part 21. Louis Shalako.

 

Well, we got three corpses, anyways. Poirier.


Louis Shalako







***

Dr. Poirier had the three corpses, and he had an initial stack of sets of dental records, more or less complete, from a list of names. How in the hell they had gotten all of this, let alone so quickly, was an interesting question.

Sometimes even a parent, a friend, a neighbour, just didn’t know the name of a loved one’s dentist or doctor. 

Even if they did, they couldn’t always remember it. Not all the names were represented, not by a long shot, but where a patient’s records existed, their doctor had kept a record of all work done. And yet people changed doctors. They moved to another town, or came from somewhere else. They became more prosperous, moved across town, or fell into ruin, only for the records to stop altogether, perhaps even owing money and so, if they came into fortune again, were just as likely to move on to another dentist. Maintenon had his short list, and then he had his long list—

Poirier shook his head at that one, but Gilles was nothing if not thorough.

It was all one could do, to take on one set of records, and study the teeth of Corpse A, Corpse B, and Corpse C. Corpse D…

There was some element of subjectivity. He was not a dentist by trade—sometimes fillings fell out, and the decay would set in anew.

In the background, something dripped, he’d probably failed to shut it off completely. The washer needed replacing and one had to really screw that thing down…

He knew enough of the story so far, and the chances did not seem too good of solving this one. None of the dental records, insofar as he could make out, matched the allegedly identified body of Jean-Paul Saulnier. If the man himself came walking in to the room, his teeth might not match the records either, and then what were you supposed to do?

This wasn’t all that surprising. None of their records matched, certainly not without some stretch of the imagination, that of the body which had been speculated to be that of Cariveau, and then there was Jules Lalonde. One set of records did sort of match, but they were three years since the last procedure and nothing since.

It was nothing one could hang their hat upon, and Dr. Poirier had strong doubts in spite of the match.

At some point, one had to bite the bullet, so to speak.

With a cough, he stubbed out his cigarette.

He reached for the phone.

***

Gilles woke up in a cold sweat, the adrenalin coursing through his veins…

Merde.

It was the dream, again. The bloody dream—

Sighing, he looked at the clock. Fuck, he was almost grateful. For one thing, it said four-forty-eight a.m., and that was at least a whole hell of a lot better than two or three a.m. Several nights ago, he’d woken up at eleven-thirty, and if he had gotten a good hour’s sleep after that, it would have been some kind of miracle.

Hell, he might even be able to just lie in for a while. Have a luxurious extra half an hour of rest, just plain rest, whether he actually slept or not; and he’d still be on his way by shortly after seven. The truth was, a morning routine and an hour of wakefulness, time for coffee, and the bathroom, and to sit and smoke and not having to rush out the door—it was a kind of luxury, when one really thought about it. Going to bed at fucking six-thirty or seven these days…no wonder, he had the time to dream. When you went to bed that early, you had twelve full hours to kill, as it were.

Or to be killed.

The dream had its variations. Dreams quickly fade, even as he thought it over, but this time he’d been running from enemy soldiers, a solid phalanx of them, all of them with rifles and their long bayonets. He’d had the dream so often, it was all too familiar. He was looking through two glassy holes, the hood over his head, impregnated with chemicals which would run with the sweat and the heat. Your eyes would burn, and too many men, unable to stand it, had torn off the thing and just run—to just run. A few of the lucky ones might have made it.

Even in the hood, primitive as it was, one could still smell the gas—and to hear the screaming and the shouting.

Which was exactly what Gilles had been doing. In the dream, he was running like a fucking deer, for crying out loud. All boys ran, of course, they raced each other just to see who was best. Hell, he might have even won a time or two, back in those days. Back then, in what seemed like the halcyon days of youth, growing up in a small village in the Pyrenees. It sure seemed like a long time ago, and even farther away, in some more physical sense. To take the time, to make the long trek back there was perhaps too emotionally-laden for him to consider. No, the last time he’d been back there, that had been with Ann. It was one more painful memory.

The bloody dream again. #fuck

That had been the last time he’d seen his mother—before God took her unto his heavenly bosom, as the Curé had put it. He wondered if he really believed in all of that anymore…not very much he decided, although it was comforting enough in its way.

Bagneres de Luchon, the village of his birth, was near the border with Spain in the high Pyrenees, and he still had a real posse of brothers and sisters, nieces and nephews and cousins and aunts and uncles of all stripes around there to prove it.

In the dream, Maintenon had run down a set of stairs, turned left into what had suddenly turned into his grandmother’s cubby of a kitchen. There was a grenade in his hand, the pin had been pulled…his heart was thudding in sheer terror. You were supposed to count off the seconds…

What was worse, the gas or the bayonets…or your own grenade. It hardly mattered any more.

He’d darted into the left corner, into what looked like a pantry, and indeed there were some narrow shelves with jars and bottles and crocks there. Pickles and beets and tomato sauce…

But while the rest of the room was framed and paneled, this little passage led back under the stairs into one corner of his grandfather’s workshop and utility room, the end with the chute where they put the coal in, or in earlier days, just plain firewood and kindling…the house really was that old. He didn’t even know if the place still stood.

And with someone who looked terribly familiar, close on his heels, (was that his cousin Suzanne?) and with loud voices and bayonets and gunshots in the background, he’d been confounded by the fact that the regular workshop door he was seeking was simply gone.

It was just a blank wall, and he was trapped. Hence the gut-stabbing wrench of fear.

Hence the waking up. Also—he didn’t have cousin named Suzanne.

“Argh.”

No, he would not be getting back to sleep now. That much was apparent. Listening carefully, it did not seem to be raining out there.

He put on the hooded bedside light, although he might shelter there for another few minutes…there were more clues than you could shake a stick at. He almost groaned, in fact he did—

Something Father Raymond, the popular priest of his local parish had once said, came to mind.

So much depends on the weather…now, what the hell was that supposed to mean. Of course, the whole congregation had laughed, and perhaps that had been the point all along. It kept them listening.

Fuck.

You know you are done when the thoughts turn to coffee and that first cigarette of the day.

***

“Good morning, Gilles.” The voice was familiar.

Receiving personal calls at work was distinctly unfamiliar, and he abruptly realized some close relative must have died—

Which turned out to be just one more shitty thought.

“Who is this?”

“Hector.”

“Ah.”

“Hector Vachon, your old friend and well-known roving reporter-about-town.”

“Ah. Hector. Yes, it is good to hear from you. What can I do for you?” Maintenon knew enough to know this wasn’t a social call. “We really must get together for a drink and a chat.”

“I’d love to, Gilles. Give me a call. Other than that, what’s going on?”

What’s up, Doc?

A standing joke of some many years…back when they were young and just a little bit silly, especially true after a long string of eventful night shifts and that inevitable running on adrenaline for too long—

“Er, the usual things, Hector. The usual things—” He left it hanging.

Sooner or later, Hector would get to it.

“Well, Gilles. It’s just that people are saying the great Gilles Maintenon may be all washed up.” The telephone line crackled in the silence. “All these Finger Killings—I’m sure you’ve seen the headlines, all these young men, and one wonders if police have been making any progress.”

“Er…no comment, Hector.” Hmn.

All washed up. People could say anything they liked, of course.

He had never taken it too personal, as most of them were just idiots anyways.

“Really?” Hector chuckled. “Sorry, Gilles, but it is my job to try, after all.”

“That’s okay, Hector. Of course we never comment on individuals or the details of an ongoing investigation. Police are making inquiries and anyone with any information on this or any other case should contact police as soon as possible…”

More chuckles.

I'll buy, but I get to choose your lunch...

“Fine. Be that way.”

“You too, mon ami.” Gilles thought. “So, ah. How’s the wife these days?”

“Ha. You know I’m not going to give up, don’t you? Look at the clock, Gilles.”

“Hmn?”

“It’s eleven oh six. There’s plenty of time. I’ll meet you for lunch. Down at the old Cock and Bull.”

“Oh, I don’t know.” Although it might be better than a couple of ham-and-cheese panini sent up from the deli a few blocks over…thin sliced tomato, and a bit of tired lettuce.

Versus this.

“I’ll tell you what. I will make you a deal. I will buy lunch, with one proviso.”

“And what’s that?”

“I get to pick your dinner.”

“Oh, really.”

“Yes. I was thinking—I was thinking…liver and onions. Yes, that’s it. Liver and onions, Gilles. What do you say?”

Maintenon grinned.

“As you remember, that comes with the lovely little hot rolls, the lady of the house still does her own butter, Gilles. Right out beside the back door. With a wooden churn and everything…the choice of soup or salad, juice, a bottomless cup of coffee…rice pilaf, and the usual boiled veg. And for dessert, you even get your choice of a scoop of ice cream, rice pudding or even cherry gelatine. That greatest of all American inventions. I’ll tell you what, I’ll even throw in a pint of the best.”

“All right. You son of a bitch. But you’re on. And you can quote me on that one.”

“Until lunch, then, Gilles. Bye.”

***
END

Chapter One.

Chapter Two.

Chapter Three.

Chapter Four.

Chapter Five.

Chapter Six.

Chapter Seven.

Chapter Eight.

Chapter Nine.

Chapter Ten.

Chapter Eleven.

Chapter Twelve.

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Chapter Thirteen.

Chapter Fourteen.

Chapter Fifteen.

Chapter Sixteen.

Chapter Seventeen.

Chapter Eighteen.

Chapter Nineteen.

Chapter Twenty.


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