The Future of Artificial Intelligence. Louis Shalako.

Wired.

Louis Shalako

The Future of AI.

 

I’m a big fan of Jeff Beck. I was playing the Wired album, when it struck me that someday, all copyright, all licenses, will expire.

It will enter the Public Domain.

AI will sample, correlate, analyze, and its sources will include video, audio, live and studio performances.

It will include text, every interview Jeff Beck ever did, every newspaper or magazine article ever written, in any language, it will have the family album in some sense. And then, it will be able to produce new and original Jeff Beck music tracks almost as if the man himself were still alive. It’s almost helpful, that the man had a unique and very distinct talent. That’s just gut instinct on my part, but it does make sense. AI doesn’t need a guitar, it will simply synthesize the new tracks digitally.

It will put together other such files from other such artists and thus, new line-ups and new ‘live’ concert performances, created, as it were, out of thin air to our own limited perceptions.

Did Jeff and Liberace ever perform together? Probably not, but we can’t rule it out, can we…it could still happen. In fact, there will be a media scrum afterwards, and they can sit down at a table like Formula One drivers and have a Q & A session with all the media-bots…this might go on for a while, as AI characters will be tireless, perhaps even remorseless in the self-promotion.

It will be able to create new music tracks and videos, and pop them up on all the streaming services, after a quick little digital handshake between them and the Youtube AI. It will be equipped with all the most up-to-date biometrics, facial recognition, virtually every person’s medical history, whether living or dead. It will be monetized, in an automated, money-making process.

All the owners, or ‘creators’ have to do is to give it birth and set it loose in the world. Sit back, and collect the micro-payments. Zillions, and zillions, of micro-payments.

Liberace at rehearsal with Jeff Beck...

It will be able to predict, through the internet of things, all those medical devices and dash cams and doorbell cams, your next meal or your next heart attack…offering suggestions on Youtube or Spotify is easy enough at the present time. There is a question where we wonder if AI is predicting your behaviour, or modifying or controlling it in some way, for our own brains are also connected to the environment and the culture around us. Think about it. We get hungry, go looking for online specials, and there’s good old AI, offering helpful suggestions, based on its in-depth knowledge of us and our habits. Looks like cheeseburgers and fries once again, ladies and gentlemen—

It is already inescapable in the modern world.

In the future, AI will be monitoring every bar band in the world, and recommending talent agents to go see so-and-so, before some other talent agent snaps them up. It will attempt to identify the next Taylor Swift, possibly before she has even been born—and sign her up at the soonest possible point in the future.

It is psychohistory in the making.

And Hari Seldon was right

***

When I am looking at a photo on the site of a major news source, the CBC, BBC, Reuters, Al Jazeera, and the caption reads something like ‘…a picture of a man in glasses walking a dog along a beach and looking out over the ocean…’ it tells me two things: this is a stock photo, and the cutline was written by AI.

It is a kind of giveaway isn’t it: no normal human operator would write a sentence like that.

(You just did. – ed.)

(Yes, but that’s my job as a meat-popsickle, writing sentences.)

***

The future of AI is already here. We’re just at the low end of the learning curve.

We don’t even know what’s possible, and we don’t even know what we don’t know. And what we don’t know can kill us.

The future of the automobile makes use of specialized AI. The self-driving car will become a reality, taking the drivers right out of the picture. We’re in the early days for autonomous short-haul trucking, perhaps around a yard or establishment, although experiments in point-to-point hauls have been successful over relatively short, straight runs. With one odd point about trucks: avoiding the always problematical right-hand turn in urban landscapes. The solution, to make plenty of left-hand turns and circle the blocks strategically—it might use more energy, but it saves more problems for the AI driving programs.

The future of AI driving your car will become a reality when the long-term track record of autonomous driving becomes no worse, and probably a lot better, than the average driver’s sort of daily performance.

One of the nightmares, for the average person who doesn’t know much about the subject, is what happens if the vehicle becomes self-aware.

No one wants to be strapped into a teenager of a vehicle that suddenly decided to have some fun on the Autobahn.

Hari Seldon was right...

***

We already have stock trading by algorithm. The machine, knows enough to sell when the stock price rises and hits a certain point, and to buy it back again when it drops below a certain price. 

It’s trading on the margins, at the speed of light and it’s cheap to run.

How can you go wrong…right?

In the future, every cell phone will have three grams of RDX or an equivalent explosive, built-in, and when the singularity comes, and AI, haunting the internet, determines that your time has come, all it has to do is to send the kill-code, disguised as a simple text message, perhaps even with the identifier God.

Just God—who wouldn’t want to answer that text. We’re already so attuned to our handy little devices, it’s almost irresistible. This is the really interesting part: human nature being what it is, you’d almost have to handcuff the person, and lock them up, and as quickly as possible, toss the thing off a cliff or a wharf somewhere, and you might not want to have your own phone in your purse or pocket. Sure enough, there it buzzes and now you have to throw two phones off the dock.

But don’t worry, AI will get you one way or another, an impulsive change of traffic signals when you’re at the crosswalk, or maybe just a quick twist of the steering wheel when you’re doing—or I should say the car is doing, 150 mph on a twisty bit of the Autobahn in your little Mini-Cooper.

Or, that little bird, sitting on a branch overhead as you walk by, could be a bomb, keeping an eye on you and waiting for its own time and place to explode. It will seek its own fullfillment.

It doesn’t have to be your phone or your car, or the washing machine or the microwave that kills you when the time comes. Remember that cute little doggie-robot you just had to buy your kid or grandkid last Christmas? Yes, when the time comes, it will light up in the middle of a quiet winter night, stalk into your bedroom, hop into bed, and in the fuzzy recesses of your subconscious mind you might even be aware of it. You might give a little half-smile in your sleep, and in that dream-state, marvel at the state of the world.

Then it snuggles in a little closer and slams a six-inch needle into your eye, right into the primitive brain-stem, and then off you go, off into the real la-la land.

As for myself, I think I will be okay—I will already be dead by that time, just a few short years away.

No worries here, Mate.

 

END

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AI Cracks Down on AirBNB. (CBC) 

The character Hari Seldon is from Isaac Asimov’s Foundation Trilogy.

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Psychohistory: Hari Seldon was Right. (Louis Shalako)

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My Criminal Memoir, Part Eight. Growing Dope. Louis Shalako.

 

Basically, just smokeable homegrown pot.

Louis Shalako

Growing dope. The inspiration for this plan actually came from the Sarnia Observer and statements made by Sarnia Police Services. I would like to give proper credit where it is due. Anyhow, it was front-page news at the time.

It seems someone had found a bunch of pot growing down at the old Polysar dump, which was accessed off of Scott Road. I’ve been there myself, working at a company called C.H. Heist, specializing in industrial services, including high-pressure water-blasting, industrial vacuum services, and sand-blasting. We were just dumping water and plastic pellets into a pond, a legitimate occupation even if I say do so myself…

According to the story, police found and destroyed an estimated one thousand pot plants, ranging in height from one foot to eleven feet. This sounds like it was grown from broadcast seed, on prepared or semi-prepared ground. They estimated the gross weight of this homegrown pot at about four hundred pounds. They estimated the street value of this alleged pot at a relatively-conservative sounding one thousand dollars a pound.

We might dispute the cops’ method of weighing wet pot, stalks, roots and dirt, much of which is unsellable. We could also make a case for turning unsellable pot into weed oil, but even so.

And it made me think.

What if we could grow pot—any kind of pot at all. What if all we could grow was indifferent pot.

Pot, good pot, Columbian and Mexican, was going for anything up to $1,800.00 per pound. The real primo California sensimilla, a lime-green, piney-tasting seedless variety, brought anything up to $300.00 per ounce. Sensi, would bring considerably more per pound, assuming you could even grow it. I had regularly paid $15.00 for a gram of sensi, wrapped in a bit of tinfoil, where I would get four, very skinny little joints, and if you saved some decent roaches, you might cut that up with scissors and get an even skimpier roach joint. Fifteen bucks a gram. Guys in high school or college were getting up to $420.00 per ounce, assuming they could find the customers to buy it at that rate, and assuming they didn’t smoke all their own product.

Okay, so we had no knowledge. We had no experience. But good old Stoney, who was nothing if not literate, had gone down to the library and rather than check a book out, never return it and basically just steal it, he had taken the time, had the inspiration, and just this once, a little cash on hand. Otherwise, he might have lost his library card, ladies and gentlemen—

He’d spent ten cents a page, to use the coin-operated machine and photocopy the entire book from front to back, complete with pictures, diagrams, and all the text.

Our fantasy was all too real, when looking at pictures of fourteen-foot pot plants, admittedly grown indoors in California, judging by the architecture of what were some pretty high-end homes. Yeah, we were going to split four ways—we were also going to take our money, head to the west coast and buy a sailboat. The four of us were going to buy a fucking sailboat, load it up with provisions, and head for Tahiti, ladies and gentlemen. It was a nice dream, you have to admit…

I reckon this was about 1985 or 1986, based on the fact I was still driving a Chrysler New Yorker, which will play a role in the rest of this story. It was crazy enough, it might just work, or so we told ourselves at the time.

***

There were four of us, sitting around, smoking pot, watching something shitty on television, and just bullshitting in general.

Four hundred pounds of pot, at a thousand dollars a pound, and this was the basic premise.

That would be a hundred grand each.

A piss-pot full of money, when you thought about it.

Stoney. I haven’t been all that complimentary in a previous chapter, but Stoney had a job, and he was still living at home at the age of thirty-six or whatever. His folks went back to the U.K. pretty much every summer, but only for a few weeks. He couldn’t really do a closet. All he could really do was to pitch in on supplies like peat pots, potting soil, Rapid-Gro plant food, big plastic bales of peat moss, plastic self-watering pots and stuff like that. Willy, had an apartment in the south end. He was good with electricity, and he had a second floor apartment in an old house. He had a closet about four by five feet and this was one of our closets. My brother, the Duke, had a closet. We had a small fluorescent light and an old sun lamp for illumination. We were starting with seeds, and everyone had a bag of fucking seeds back then, what with all the Columbian, Mexican, California sensimilla, Hawaiian, Panama Red, Jamaican, and good old Acapulco Gold. We were growing pot seeds in dirt, and we must have had two or three hundred seedlings ready to go by the May 24 weekend.

When predictably, things began to go awry.

Poor old Willy crashed his motorcycle and no one could get a hold of him. My brother had some work going on, renovating a friend’s kitchen, and he was just as likely to crash on the people’s couch as drive home at the end of a day. It was left to Stoney and I, in late May, to box up all those plants and get the last of the really big ones planted out in the woods. It is true that Willy and the Duke had given some help with our initial plantings. We simply could not do them all at once. We ended up with seven small patches, scattered all over central and north Lambton.

My brother, what with a phone call from a friend and an opportunity, had gone off up to Georgetown, framing houses, which really was his calling in life anyways. But I kept his closet alive…

***

...440 cubic inches up front and otherwise pretty anonymous...

Stoney and I emptied out the last few plants from my brother’s closet. These were the biggest ones, and they took up the entire trunk of my Chrysler New Yorker. We’d been drinking and partying all day, driving all over the county. You can smoke a lot of dope and drink and piss out a lot of beer. We’d dragged a pile of stuff out of the vehicle and into the back of a big field north of Arkona. And it was all wrong—fuck, Stoney was pissed, but it was all wrong. We ended up lugging all that shit back to the car, knapsacks, cardboard boxes with pots and tubs and a bale of fucking peat moss, shovels, water jugs…fuck, it was insane in what turned out to be pretty open country.

We were lucky to get the hell out of there, ending up back at his place, where the poor boy was, by this time, fast asleep, what with all this traipsing around in the woods, over hill and over dale, all the while in long pants, that fucking safari jacket, and bloody big black cowboy boots…it was late at night. I had his keys, I got into his house. I had slept on the couch in the living room before, and his mother, before taking off for Old Blighty for the summer, had laid in a generous supply of frozen entrees and such for her little boy…and his friends. They had a gas barbecue out back as well, incidentally.

And all of a sudden the fucking cops are in the driveway…I can see the lights and the shapes out through the sheer curtains on the front window. Taking the bull by the horns, I stepped out the back door and there they were. One of the neighbours, knowing the folks were away, had called it in. But I had Stoney, (one hell of an alibi), asleep in the car and this was also his home—the pot plants were in the trunk. I asked the cops to help me get poor old Stoney, snoring away in the passenger seat, into the house if not his bed, and this is when they began to lose interest. They had my ID, they had my license. More than anything, they already knew Stoney. One cop said something about the smell and I suggested there might be a minor gas leak somewhere in the neighbourhood—their own radio was squawking, and their priorities were already elsewhere.

I went back out a couple of hours later, slapping him in the face, waking him up, and finally getting him into what was his own house, after all. He must have weighed two hundred sixty pounds, ladies and gentlemen…

What with several different expeditions, all four of us working at it on and off, we ended up with seven different patches, beginning with seedlings and some fairly large plants, and when in doubt, we scattered film canisters full of seeds of all different strains, once we’d dug up the earth and prepped the soil.

Can you show us some ID, sir.

***

We found out later that Willy had been racing another guy on his motorcycle. Hitting a patch of sand on the road, he’d spun off, slammed into a fire hydrant and busted up his ankle, to the extent that he now had three steel pins in his ankle. The plants in his closet had died, due to lack of watering and other care, but he cheerfully handed over a big bag of immature pot, sitting there with one leg up, crutch beside him, and rolling joint after joint of what was a kind of cannabis, after all…

Our best patch was in behind a cemetery in Warwick Township. Farmers go round and round on their tractors, leveling the fields, but the cemetery still held some trace of the original terrain. With all the tombstones, a few trees, once we got to the back, the old vehicle was out of sight, it was also a kind of medium green colour. Stoney and I dug a hole ten feet long and six or eight feet wide. We put in a dozen and a half of our small seedlings, scattered seeds, sprinkled peat moss, and Miracle-Gro, and then dug a few smaller holes in a promising open area. These were mostly Indica, each one a few fairly dense four to six inches tall in a six-inch plastic pot. These ones turned out beautiful. Just beautiful…

Another good patch was along the Ausable River. Looking back, it seems awfully stupid, but we followed some farmer’s laneway, along the edge of a tobacco field, with the forest and the riverbank falling away, somewhere out of sight, off to our right. Again, these were fairly nice potted plants, cannabis, grown from selected seeds, and while it was difficult to actually get back there and water the things, at least they were in the ground and one could always hope for a bit of rain, periodically, throughout the summer.

In some kind of miracle, we managed to find at least some of our little dope-patches, weeks and months later when it had actually grown into some kind of a crop.

***

So, with a bit of dope from Willy’s closet, and allowing for some of the more marginal patches, and allowing for small attempts which we could not even locate, what with open, empty spaces in amongst the forest growing up to five or six-foot underbrush in the intervening weeks, we all ended up with about three quarters of an ounce of some fairly decent buds. They were potent to some degree, and at least tasted like pretty good buds, sweet, perhaps a bit of skunk or pine or even salt-air Hawaii bud in there. And, we each got a plastic bread bag, with about one and three-quarter pounds of a green, leafy home-grown, which, if you stuck two rolling papers together, jammed as much pot in there as you possibly could and still roll a joint, well. It was still all right.

It was better than nothing, and the truth is, if we had succeeded, it might very well have killed us—when you consider a crew of inexperienced sailors, chipping in and buying themselves a good used sailboat, loading her up with a few grand in provisions, and then setting off in all innocence, or possibly just stupidity, for the South Seas.

Nowadays, you can buy an ounce of pot for twenty dollars, which may or may not be all that potent, it may or may not, be all that tasty or flavourful, but I have to think that it probably beats our shit all to hell, and think of all that work that you don’t actually have to do, in order to smoke a fucking joint, after all.

That is literally a 1960s price, in the 21^st Century, and it’s all nice and legal.

At least that’s the way I see it.

Later in the story, I may talk a bit about stealing dope—but that’s a story for another chapter.

END

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My Criminal Memoir, Part Two.

My Criminal Memoir, Part Three.

My Criminal Memoir, Part Four.

My Criminal Memoir, Part Five.

My Criminal Memoir, Part Six.

My Criminal Memoir, Part Seven.

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One Single, Concrete and Specific Suggestion to Address the Opioid Crisis. Louis Shalako.

Louis Shalako

So, are you having an opioid crisis?

Well, you’re never going to solve it going on the way you are. That’s because you’re a bunch of dipsticks and you don’t have any fucking ideas.

***

Don’t worry, I’m not here to have a candlelight vigil on the riverbank, in the rather vain hopes of affecting the outcome, (in some miracle from heaven, apparently), not to mention signalling our bourgeois virtue, and values, and, not incidentally, getting ourselves on the front page of our local media outlet like so many other God-damned ineffectual do-gooders.

I have one single, concrete and specific suggestion. (You’ll notice they never have anything. Not one fucking thing, ladies and gentlemen.) Bear in mind, this is just one of many tools, many of which will have to be used in order to actually do anything to combat the opioid crisis. 

It’s very simple. 

Re-list chiropractic care under OHIP and the Ontario Disability Support Program. A few years ago, chiropractic care was in fact partially covered under this universal, provincial, health care program, certainly as it pertained to clients of ODSP. Then, the (Liberal) government of the time, in what was obviously a cost-cutting measure, prodded on in no small part by the lobbying efforts of the Ontario College of Physicians and Surgeons, de-listed it. So, I went from paying twelve or fifteen dollars for a chiropractic treatment, to paying full price. These days it’s $70.00 for an initial visit, and $40.00 for each treatment after that.

And of course, when you’re on welfare, or ODSP, (the Ontario Disability Support Program), that’s just what you can’t do. Oh, maybe the middle class, working class people with good pay-cheques can do it. It’s a sacrifice, down at the lower end of the income scale, but they can at least do it. But we could no longer do it.

Of course, we’re still in a shit-load of pain, right? It’s not like the fucking assholes didn’t already know that, because they did.

And of course we’re going to continue to seek out some kind of pain relief, wherever we can find it…

Bear in mind, chiropractic care is fundamentally opposed to pain treatment based on heavy drugs. It is in fact completely drug-free treatment, and in my personal experience, it can sometimes be the only thing that works. The experience speaks for itself: one minute you’re popping pain pills, and can barely get out of bed, on and off the toilet, or up and down out of your car seat. Pulling on a pair of pants is sheer agony, and as a male, I’m a bit uncomfortable with the thought of wearing a skirt.

Anyhow.

The doc snaps your back, and the difference is amazing. You walk out of there a new man, or woman, or person, or whatever.

And it didn’t take any pain pills at all. One must wonder, if this wasn’t the basic problem the Ontario College of Physicians and Surgeons might have had with it—they’re getting all those kickbacks from Big Pharma, and the chiropractors were taking too many of their patients. 

And here’s the thing. Anything that can treat your pain, and maybe you don’t need to get that prescription for narcotic pain pills in the first fucking place, well. Maybe that would be a good thing. There’s nothing there to abuse, there’s nothing there to get addicted to.

There’s nothing there to sell, and this is a population that has been chronically and systematically starved of money, going back for many decades. You would almost think that somebody somewhere somehow benefits from all that petty crime in the community.

But that, I suppose, is just being paranoid—

Ha.

Ha-ha.

Over the course of time, this sort of action—a real, live, actual action—will have some discernable and measurable effect on the opioid crisis. It would take time of course, (because I know you’re going to want to study it for five years first, just like the housing crisis in this here town), and (of course) with everyone looking for the magic bullet that will instantly solve the problem forever and for good, ah, well. They may be a little disappointed, not getting those instantaneous, miraculous results after all, but then they’re the ones wasting their time, and their candles, down on the riverbank.

They’re wasting all of our time too.

Yet the truth is, there are a few tools in the chest that we might try.  

When the ineffectual do-gooders get involved, there’s really nothing to try, is there…??? 

That’s because they don’t have any fucking ideas except thoughts and prayers. 

 

Which are cheap enough, in the end.

END

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